somnambulist

I am hungry. I need them. Seriously, I need!

Time yes, delicious chips no. I love them. Seriously, send them my way. I'll take all your delicious chips. Pet peeve: Pet peeve. I mean it.

Oh. So my friend knows nothing. That's good to know.

Souls as black as night. Horses are evil incarnate. lol

But you said you liked Britney so I had to be sure. ;) Hmm... pet peeve: Ebay items that take months to arrive.

I dunno if they like me, I hope not. Cuz they're pretty freaky, and smelly too.

Jeez man, what's up with you. I have to give you something really inanely stupid, just to see if you'll like it, in the hopes that you don't. Aqua.

Britney Spears.

Wow you have a lot of pet peeves. Slipknot. Nickelback. Bands that sound like Nickelback or Slipknot. Metallica.

Vancouver sucks. Victorians hate Vancouver. Actually, all the love to Vancouver. Victoria sucks and everything about it can go to hell. I hate this stupid city. Heh, I feel sorry for you man. I heard from a reliable source that the clubs close early in Victoria. Is there any truth to this statement?

Heard of it, but no. Probably from the weather.

I do live in Vancouver, so yes. Is that considered the Okanagan still?

Holy fuck, wow. Is that where you're from? I was going to ask where in the Okanagan you're from, but it wouldn't have been worth it... lol

Where is the love, oh where is the love, the love!!!!

Actually I think I'm from Vancouver... Oh, wait.

She can be. Radiohead - Climbing Up The Walls

Impressive. Best get fornicating.

That's a pretty fuckin' awesome story. Your last name is actually Burpee?

Oh shit. That's harsh.

That's because it breaks the condom! You think convicts have access to Astroglide? Hells no!!

There's a town in Newfoundland or some similar place called Dildo. True story.

Work, that iron! Work it!

If there's wine involved, nothing else matters.

I bet it takes a lot of cigarettes to get your hands on some of that.

I could be a German goat farmer but that just doesn't work as well.