somnambulist

99/10 Don't change a thing.

Fuck, I have 1400 posts. I need to go to sleep.

Not in my book.

Haha, okay then.

Hm. Well as far as I knew, Meg was kidding?

Just go: Hi Shiri. Would you mind undressing in the same room as Megin while I watch? She's not a real lesbian, but it's okay. ;) She'll totally dig it.

Oh wait. Yes, yes it is.

Shucks. 888

Amen. 888

I know. It's no fun drunk anyway. ;)

Don't make me slap your ass and call you Julio, Adam. Cuz I would.

Heh, I know, I know. I'll send you a beer with my regards.

But...surely you were alone with a fridge full of beer at some point?

Military acronyms, a.k.a. MILACs, are stupid. ;)

Haha...actually, my mistake. I thought you said "you mean like Tom Cruise?" but there was obviously no way you'd get the Davie street jokes.

I think you should not be allowed to handle high-caliber weapons. Or low ones for that matter.

It's a Vancouver joke. Someday you'll understand. Adam, why would you exterminate your booty callers?

My authoritay tells you what to do from time to time.

And...uh. Guys who live on Davie street apparently?

Don't worry Adam. Your time will come. Haha! Hahaha! Haha...oy.

Haha, you just answered to senorita.

When the sky bleeds, everyone is lost.

Do you? Well then why aren't you sending your sluttiest female friends over to my house as we speak?!?

I am...fuck, nevermind..uh, Adam? They're living in the future.

Can you spare a bullet, senorita