mrs jesus

let's talk about someone else's blog now. does rich still have one? cuz that was a SCREAM.

i fucking love that guy

should stop listening to lacuna coil because they suck

i should write him a letter and ask him politely to come play in texas. he could do it in my yard and then maybe the neighbours would figure out that there really IS music besides what they play on the xm classic rock station.

probably just a tiny bit of pity for the person that tried so hard to be funny and failed miserably.

surely this can't be the first time we've agreed on something.

actually, i think it flows surprisingly well

i do too 78

hey guess what? you can totally stop reminding us in every other post that you're chinese, cuz WE HAVE EYES AND WE CAN TELL!

whaaaaa? are you kidding? WHY?

i think todd kerns should be in my bed being as busy as i want him to be. and that is very, very busy.

old guy, are you a fan of scented toilet paper?

through glass blows, don't lie. stone sour isn't meg's sorta thing, anyway, you're wasting your time. beth ain't so bad.

please, i know how to deal with her. haha. i would hope the person '100% responsible for my presence' would.

i thought it to be a rather endearing move.

total cuntbag

who added me to the poll? AND ALSO VOTED FOR ME??? toady, that was you, wasn't it? RUDE.

ha, that actually IS pretty clever

refer to MY earlier post. you know, the one where i said NO MORE EXCUSES. do they make pink strings? ;)

excuse me, i'm trying to get a bass here, don't distract the man.

within 6 months, you will be working some job you didn't even need a degree for. congratulations!

BECAUSE IT IS MY FAVOURITE COLOUR. gah. it's MY bass, you will make it how i like it!

you don't even know anything about women, skullboy.

no more excuses from you. i want the bass to be purple. thanks. ;)

sometimes i just have to wonder how some of these people make it past security.