mrs jesus

ooh, maybe i spoke too soon.

you're an idiot.

write a poem about it

did you just get shot down by some dumb slut?

HAY SHADE WAZZUP?

not very is right, especially since 'jelouse' isn't even a word.

i've been listening to the ipod for like 7 hours today and it's still only on the c's.

have you read rilo kiley's lyrics? they're not weak at all.

i'm still listening to kings of leon but i don't really feel like making a thread

happy alone - kings of leon

no one said the truth was entertaining http://www.nearfantastica.com/bored/index.php?showtopic=9755

seriously? because with dorks like shade and saturnine here, you had to know it would go in that direction, right?

want me to warn him?

just let the record show i wouldn't actually want to.

it's not mine, it's my roommate's. and it's hooked up to a $300 bose speaker that works with it and it alone.

guess how i get my kicks all saturday afternoon - bedtime? i put the ipod on 'songs' and start at the beginning. at almost 10pm, i've finally gotten to the b's! LET'S BE FRIENDS!

i'm finally listening to this and i think it's fucking great. it sounds quite different from any mg song i've ever heard, and the phrase 'trailer trash pedigree' is fantastic! in fact, i think my mom might even like it and she doesn't usually like mg stuff because she thinks he sounds like a 'goat-man'. ...

also your name is a lie because you are so totally not married to matt ROLLEYES

i like you, even if you are lying ;)

ok 345678

actually, hairstylist makes you sound WAY gayer than barber would.

and wearing your designer clothes.

you're so retarded. hillbillies come from the HILLS and there ain't never been no hills where i come from. what's worse though? actually being BORN a redneck, or just choosing to LIVE like one?

what is he even talking about 'domineering'? ROLLEYES

Steve Perry says: So, how many abortions have you had? Steve Perry says: 2? Linda Tripp says: what? Linda Tripp says: none Linda Tripp says: why weren't YOU aborted? Steve Perry says: I was persistent. Steve Perry says: Also I was a test tube baby, I don't think they abort us. Linda Tripp says: if i had a baby i would probably send it to you in a box with holes punched in it and no return address Steve Perry says: It would be raised to exact revenge. Steve Perry says: And with cybernetic implants. Linda Tripp says: fine Steve Perry says: And silicone implants. Linda Tripp says: i don't care what you do with your child Linda Tripp says: tell it you are its mother AND its father Steve Perry says: That's a good idea. Steve Perry says: I can just tell it I'm THE CREATOR. Steve Perry says: And she'll have switchblade claws. Linda Tripp says: how do you know it will be a she? Linda Tripp says: maybe it will be a he Linda Tripp says: not that it wouldn't turn INTO a she, being raised by you Steve Perry says: It would be your daughter, biologically. Steve Perry says: Considering your domineering personality, I don't see any Y chromosomes being shot into your uterus.