mrs jesus

"kurt dahle" called me last night

oh, "my bad" and also, didn't they used to be called the "silver beatles" "omg" i used "apostrophes"

you sure know a lot about "limblifter" are you like the 5th "limblifter" instead of the 5th "beatle"?

consider it done hey, he likes canadian man-boys, you want me to slip your number to him?

yeah.. im a special guest on cnn quite frequently, actually usually they sober me up with coffee before they let me go on though, im not sure why

fake* news set and i could totally do it i just might fall out of the chair ;)

cheri oteri is awesome i dont remember her name, but she used to play that chick on weekend update that would come in with her lipstick smeared all over her face and all fucked up on pills and that shit was so goddamn funny

i wouldnt want to be listed on his site its not like hes gonna read any of them anyway and there are like 40 million on there but of course he will read sattys because liek they go way back and stuff

he war~cat power

where are my props, nigga? kudos, satty sorry its a little late

yeah. good for me i guess. so then its settled, i suppose ill be there tomorrow sometime..

hes too old though

i just wanted to see if youd let me thats only because i want to go to vancouver though <shrug>

can i come live with you, anton? oh, of course i can, ha, silly me

k 2345678

i would think that would be easier it seems like it would be much harder to write a 20 minute song that people dont lose interest in...

giant 678

done and done

yeah and i was just thinking about the whole concept of unfrozen caveman lawyer and i LAUGHED OUT LOUD ;)

god, phil hartman was awesome

fine, blow my stereotype all to shit thanks, man

yeah, tool probably has the coolest videos evar

over and over~fleetwood mac

they just have cheap albums because theyre awesome like that

Indeed it does. stop lying to people, god ;) I don't lie, I'm Russian. do you drink a lot? ha...