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Position and rate of change of position, in technical terms. Calculus!

You, mostly.

When I died last week, it was suspected that up to four Bored members danced a jig upon my as-yet-undug grave.

I told you. They make gloves EXACTLY like these for the construction industry. And someone just came up with a sad new use for it.

I believe it starts out with a "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"

You've been around this long and weren't noticed until lately? Holy fuck.

I liked it when you were cleverer.

Latex, bitches. EDIT: Also, electron microscopes.

The only thing seductive about chemistry is GHB, Rohypnol, or ethyl methyl ether. For good reason, too. Physical scientists, despite jaw-dropping knowledge about the nature of the universe, haven't figured out the energy required to overcome the tension of a woman's bra, unlike, say, the energy at which protons and electrons are able to overcome their attractive power. Need to stop reading Hawking.

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Were you referring to the perfect quiche or worms cementing other worms' vaginas shut? Inquiring minds want to know.

Oh my god they already make those for construction types. It's just polyvinylchloride chips on polyvinylchloride coated gloves. ...I just wanted to say polyvinylchloride.

... but he did become a drug addict. More importantly, I think Matt's ordeal and disclosure thereof teaches us a lesson: the manifestos, his music, their erratic content and just about everything about them, is a product of some seriously fucked up shit that most of us will never come close to dealing with, and we should all fucking stop trying to emulate them. Mmkay? P.S. Evan I have some cost-benefit analyses I'd like to you run.

624 posts containing fuck, fucking, fucker, motherfuck, etc. I'm quite disappointed.

They wouldn't be playing the Wii in the first place. Or any video games, for that matter. (secretly, video games are what caused them to be retarded)

It must be hell on those with speaking disorders.

Oh I get it! "Wii play" is a pun on "we play, and "wii mote" is a pun on "remote", and "mii" is a pun on "me" and holy crap nintendo are some clever motherfuckers.

You read that website too? Let's be friends.

Can someone explain to us non-video game nerds what Mii is?

Communicating poorly and then acting smug about it is NOT a sign of intelligence.

There's this type of worm that literally cements shut the female's vagina after they've mated. We talked about the best things after calculus lectures.

Sinuses. Totally useless.

Ha ha playing semantics with an implied assumption.

...now imagine she's white.

Heh heh heh.