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We could burn her in effigy. Always fun.

Well it's not as though you could build Natalie Portman in your backyard with some wood, paper and a lighter anyways.

Also, marshmallows. You can't roast marshmallows on Natalie Portman.

Perhaps that would drive hte price of theatre popcorn down.

There were these hippies who thought that dumping a ton (1000 kg...) of fine iron oxide particles into the ocean would fix 100,000 tons of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere into the oceans and either didn't know or didn't care that dissolving all that carbon dioxide is going to acidify the oceans. Big time.

Yeah, I'm watching that episode of Daily Planet, too. All these ideas are nice but really aren't going to do a hell of a lot. That, or they're unfeasible.

A pair of my brother's boots were melted by simply being near fire.

He won't be what you want him to be? (oh no!)

Knows the score.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/b.../bctid447958792

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYkxF14YdAw

Unless you are a woman, I'm definitely not picking on the ladies here.

Didn't really say a whole lot there.

Let me know when you stop menstruating.

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Hippies, you mean. "This fire is Mother Gaia" or something like that.

Who the hell names a fire?

timwad. 5678

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4174519.stm Or something like it.

If only it weren't elementary school level science...

Oh definitely. Clean freaks, for example, are addicted to cleaning because they get a rush of dopamine any time they clean stuff. Sex can be addictive for the exact same reason. Same deal with Jesus. As long as people get some sort of rush out of playing, addiction is soon to set in.

Natalie Portman is not the result of the combustion of hydrocarbons.

The difference is, I can at least touch fire.

It's a buzzword that conservatives use to mean... 1. gays are bad 2. abortions are bad 3. sex is bad 4. condoms and birth control are pure concentrated evil 5. GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY OR GO TO HELL 6. old people are our finest citizens