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Spider-man's suckiness can not be forgotten.

What the hell is a RAR file?

Seeing as the Daily Show is on in a few minutes, I will be giving you the quiet you so desperately seek in the last contact you have with what resembles the outside world. As far as all thinking members of the Bored are concerned, you're quite alone. Sure, there's Meg around to think that you're taking the piss out of me or putting me in my place, but frankly I think that you swallowing that variety of bullshit is (somehow) below your intelligence. Smarten the fuck up. None of us care for your personal problems. In fact, the only reason any of us care for your existence in the first place is that you are ruining what is for most of us a source of entertainment and fun conversation. With your bullshit going on, you're driving highly valued old members away and keeping new members from joining or sticking around. So, please, either unfuck yourself fast or fuck off. And you can rest quite assured that anyone worth their salt is in complete agreement that we would gain from your loss.

Holy fucking shit, would you stop ruining the bored with your retarded bullshit? Everyone is fucking sick of it. Absolutely god damned everyone.

The nerd-cum-hero element is pretty much essential to the superhero genre. But Parker is just goddamned insufferable.

Oh, sure, say nothing the the chemistry of my avatar...

What I wouldn't do to piss on some rich fuck's bimmer... Or on the cars of those insufferable jackasses who insist on calling them beemers.

It looks like you're going to take a giant bite out of that cymbal. As if it were a cookie.

Correction: david blaine is the ultimate super hero. Can you imagine how many chicks this guy must pull?

That wouldn't be as pimpin'.

Good call. I'd also engage in drinking contests and drink people under the table, and use my super powers to get out of the bar tab.

Many superheroes are like that. I mean, it's not as though they need to show off their packages to impress the ladies.

No shit. Peter Parker is a pussy. At least with Superman/Clark Kent, Superman is actually Superman, and Clark Kent is his disguise, mitigating the pussy factor.

I know. If I had any foreknowledge I'd have not checked off that box before I came to earth.

Antioxidants should fuck off. EDIT: And this lettuce-type shit that my dad puts in soup. IT ABSORBS FLAVOUR AND REPLACES IT WITH UTTER CRAP

Yeah, that was me. Halfsies?

I believe what she said was more along the lines of "...what the fuck are those spots?"

Fuck you! It's a feast for the eyes!

Mindless entertainment has been taken too far.

Don't waste your time.

Both spider-man 1 and 2 were impossibly shitty movies and I have no idea how any self-respecting individual can think otherwise, or how the franchise could possibly have gone as far as this third movie, which apparently sucks the big one. I really have no idea.

Why, sir, are you implying that men whose job it is to beat the living shit out of each other are not, on the whole, of upstanding moral character? EDIT: Seriously though, I like olympic boxing. It is actually entertaining and far more sporting than the professional crap.

Which one beats his wife and abuses drugs and alcohol again? I'm cheering for that guy.

Now that you mention it, pissing on buildings when you're drunk is kind of the best ever.

I wasn't aware that life was so superawesome in the first place. My vote is for having to use the little boys' room. Not just because having to get up and piss every 20 minutes when you're drinking stupid amounts of coffee and water while studying is a pain in the ass, but also because I am sick of people's blatant disregard for man law in public bathrooms.