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I'm just saying a Audi A3 wouldn't be my first choice of car were that me making 70k a year.

Dude, an Audi? (I'll assume it's either an A3 or an A4) I'd spring for a G35 way before an Audi. Much better value + depreciation. Carry on.

When it gets hot, you can just take your clothes off.

Holy crap quizzilla loads now?

I rarely use the bathroom at school as well... it's an automatic sort of thing.

Every so often, back in elementary school, I remember shit being all over the floor from... something. Oh, and the grade threes and stuff didn't know how to use urinals, so they would pull their pants all the way down and try to take a piss several feet away from the actual urinal. Sigh.

Are the chest pains you guys are talking about the pain you feel in your lungs when you breathe in a bit too much? I get those from time to time as well. Where there's this one spot in your lung that starts to hurt if you breathe in for too much. I've had 'em for years.

1)Rat Who Would Be King 2) Apparitions 3)Truffle Pigs 4)Sort of a Protest Song 5)A Long Way Down, of course 6)House of Smoke and Mirrors 7)abstain 8)Running For Home 9)Weapon

I remember once I was at Queen's university for some overnight trip thingy, and in the bathroom stalls there were these little purple baggies that you were supposed to put your tampon in and then throw that in the garbage. This was in a co-ed bathroom, where guys would see girls walk out of stalls with these purple baggies and throw the thing into the garbage can. I can't imagine that being too comfortable for the gals. P.S. it takes quite a bit of toilet paper to clog up a toilet. although paper towels will do it easily.

Okay. I applied to get a job at Ontario Place this winter. Should be fun.

Are you saying that being 16 affects my performance?

I still think the "I'm With Jesus" with an arrow pointing upward t-shirts outdo these by a long shot. I especially love how impressionable teens wear them to compensate for their otherwise crippling lack of self-confidence.

Hey, Lauren, if the toilet clogs up or whatever, wouldn't you feel remorse for the people who have to be around when the thing overflows?

Somebody wrote my phone number and name and "call me for a good time" in one of the bathroom stalls.

Once a month, I thank biology that I'm not a girl.

You wish my skin had boiled off.

One time I was walking down the street and this lava came up to me and was all "give me your money, bitch!" and I was all "fuck you" and I dumped my water bottle on it. Ownage, I tell you. Ownage.

True that. Any time you travel in large groups and stop for bathroom breaks, it's just effortless. And then you walk out and see the lineup for the chick's bathroom has gone right out the door. P.S. I thought the absorbent part of the pad wasn't supposed to get flushed down the toilet. Or is that the tampon itself that gets flushed and the pad gets wrapped up in toilet paper and put in the garbage? I'm very uneducated on the subject.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - the fine art of falling apart would sound kickass as an acoustic.

I've got to know, remote people... doesn't calling it a remote sound rather pretentious? I mean, remote is an adjective, not a noun. Come on, get it right!

So, between gentlemen, how often have you guys had to pee into a toilet where the seat wouldn't stay up? I've done it a few times, and I'm ace at not getting it wet for the female population.

I don't go to concerts, but I don't think I'd sing. I'm there to hear the performer sing, not the other way around.

yeah, but i mean i'd be kind of embarassed to carry something that's been inside my vagina out of a stall to put it in a waste basket next to the sink... lmao. well, all of this reminds me of the Periods 101 video on Ebaum's world. not a big fan of the site, but that video is hilarious if not a bit too long. I was about to post a link to that video until you mentioned you had seen it. It was great because it was just a bit too long. One thing I dislike about guy's bathrooms is urinals without any dividers between them. Particularly those urinals that provide absolutely no side coverage. I'm just a bit modest about having my junk hang out in public like that. Also, I've been in bathrooms where the walls with the urinals were perpendicular to the wall with the giant mirror. That means guys standing in the mirror have a prime viewing angle. I mean, who designs these places?

I say remote control. I like to use its full name. It creates an atmosphere of formality that is so lacking in today's homes.

I once tried to write one of them shitty internet book-type things where you steal the characters from someone else. It blew. Loads. I suppose if I put my mind to it, I could pen some sort of book. But it'd take so much time and effort, it wouldn't be funny.