Jesus
How many assassination attempts would be on put his life if he came back?
muslims, hardcore catholics, hardcore atheists.
"hey theres Jesus!"
"pshhh, he doesn't exist. you are wasting your time believing in someone who doesn't exist."
"he just cured my blindness!"
"you just had salt in your eye, it came out. miracle? i think not"
"hey Jesus, can you build those shelves I need?"
"can you change this water into wine? I've got a welcome back party planned."
"hey, he's walking on water! come to hawaii with me, please. and, can you take me to hawaii?"