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Ruettiger

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  1. Getting? It's already there!
  2. Wanna...do it?
  3. You had already said Toronto was "The muddy backwaters of the centre of the known universe." So now you're defending Toronto? I don't get you. Sigh... I do not live in urban Toronto, but suburban Toronto, yet still within the borders. Hence the muddy backwaters part. Sorry I don't know my Toronto geography. I've only been in the airport, and only for an hour. Maybe next time I'll grab a brochure so I can understand your jokes.
  4. I definetly wouldn't eat it after.
  5. I think I'm in love with you! Wanna do it, in a swimming pool full of riggatony?
  6. I lied, I didnt like to survey the playground and being a surveyor isn't my career. It's just my job.
  7. Oh sure, you make the picture bigger after Meg can't get it...pfft. Im going to say Agent 47.
  8. The burger king?
  9. An ugly tuxedo.
  10. You had already said Toronto was "The muddy backwaters of the centre of the known universe." So now you're defending Toronto? I don't get you.
  11. I was close...
  12. As a child I would always try to measure the proper distances and asmyths of the playground. Now Im a land surveyor.
  13. Haha, you live in Toronto! Ha ha, you don't! Is that supposed to be an insult?
  14. Haha, you live in Toronto!
  15. Looks like the head of a dog.
  16. Im going to be very suprised if I win.
  17. "When Jack-in-the-box refused to wear a condom, he gave birth to his daughter; girl-in-the-box."
  18. Born in Red Deer, live in Calgary. Coincidence?
  19. Hah, that's a good one.
  20. "The next step in 'cover-up' make up, by Covergirl!"
  21. Ruettiger

    Dirty

    You obviously haven't heard me. I'm like Ben Stein x 100. From a distance all you hear is a low rumble.
  22. " "Daddy, can I take this box off?" "No, shut up ugly.""
  23. Ruettiger

    Dirty

    Monotone voices? Im the king of those!
  24. "The Freemasons continue to hide their secret identities."
  25. I have the best speling in the world!
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