You had already said Toronto was "The muddy backwaters of the centre of the known universe." So now you're defending Toronto? I don't get you.
Sigh... I do not live in urban Toronto, but suburban Toronto, yet still within the borders. Hence the muddy backwaters part.
Sorry I don't know my Toronto geography. I've only been in the airport, and only for an hour. Maybe next time I'll grab a brochure so I can understand your jokes.