Ruettiger

I see many hawks on a daily basis, and sometimes eagles.

I quite enjoy the Tom Cruise one. The Hilary Duff one was funny too.

The Full Monty

I disagree.

Last night I had a dream that I was in a freshly excavated hole that was haunted by some alien ghosts. One of them grabbed my arm and tried to suck me into the ground, so I cut off my arm and escaped. I ran into a car that was being driven by a blind lady, the car had the driver side on the opposide side and the passenger in the front was a little old lady. She dropped me off at a store where I found my xbox sitting there on fire. Then I was woken up being told I didn't have to go to work today.

I don't put butter on them, and since when were you self concious about the amount of weight butter give you?

That was no dream....hoot....

10/10, it speaks the truth.

Once I had a dream that I woke up next to a severed horse head, and then looked out my window to see some clown hovering outside (my room is on the second floor.)

7/10 because Radiohead is sweet.

I'm going to break the trend here and rate with numbers. 5/10!

A frisbee is concaved, a pancake is not. Not to mention that it's only the centre of the pancake that is dense, it would rip apart just from the throwing motion. A waffle, with the crispy outside would hold together very well.

I've had many dreams where I've been executed or killed somebody.

The most recent one I remember was I was walking down the street, when 2 tanks rolled up and start shooting at me. I was able to find an unlocked house and when I turned around a huge bright light destroyed the tanks and the debris almost hit me. I ran into the house and hid in the bathroom as the same huge bright light destroyed everything but the bathroom I was hiding in. When I was young I had a reoccuring dream of a moose chasing me through a forrest. The ground was falling behind me and the cabin I had to get to kept getting farther.

Waffles. They're crispy. They're delicious. They're better.

I don't mean to break up Evan and Adams e-make out session here, but let's go back to memorable achievements. I'll start...again; I worked for 6 weeks straight, no days off, averaging 100 hours a week. It was fun.

Not really, but once you're certified through a school or something then you can make alot more money.

What about the labour force? Any primary industry will pay significantly more than minimum wage. (That means more than just the oil industry) Land surveying also pays pretty good.

What else could a high school graduate do that paid more than that as a starting salary? Keep in mind, this isn't Alberta. There are lots of things, it just depends on how hard you want to work. I didn't worked in BC for more money, but it wasn't easy.

That one is hilarious. Silly pirates.

I don't think I've ever read about you liking a movie yet., not that Swordfish is any good.

What were you driving?

While $14 is pretty good, it's not LOTS of money.

This sounds like commercials we have in Calgary. People talk about their memorable achievements and then somebody says "Reasons not to drink and drive."

I don't really know anymore, at this rate my plans will be work.