Ruettiger

I hate when I forget...nevermind I forget.

All of the ones for my name suck.

Stubbing my toes, that's annoying.

You officially crossed the "line of suck" onto the suck part.

Calgary got Tanguay! That's exciting!

That pretty much sums up the new Sergei Samsonov

When I'm having a bad day and people tell me that I'm grumpy, or to say "Quit being grumpy."

To get on topic of the NHL awards, they weren't much of a suprise to me.

I had a dream that I was walking in a park barefooted and some guy was like "Do you want to play crossbow?" and I said "Uh...ok" so he told me to lie on the ground, which I did, and he started throwing baseball bats at me.

Adam, wait until you actually can buy alcohol, then you'll realize that being a lightweight is a good thing.

Oblivion.

I play the nerdiest game of all.

sounds lame what are you going to do? watch the sunrise in every city? pfft I was thinking I was going to go streaking at every stop.

Too many times. I'm bored all the time.

A new season of Iran could start, so watch out for that.

Well I'm happy now. No gloating will come from Edmonton and the White Mile.

Well, of course syphyillis. Dinosaurs weren't into safe sex. They were all too caught up in the "Oh baby that asteroid might come any second..." to bother with condoms. Actually there was no asteroid. Dinosaurs never existed to begin with, their "fossils" were actually placed there by Satan to test our beliefs.

3 words: 'Jackass: The Movie' Or Jackass #2 My plans involve an excursion around western Canada.

It made me hungry too. McDonalds icecream is oil-based and thus flammable.

Only because I let you.

Game 6 of the Carolina/Edmonton series.

I voted for time machines.

Yeah it's kind of retarded.

ya i find that weird. i see at least one a day We always take back roads for some reason.

Fallout Boy Simple Plan Good Charlotte AC/DC The Rolling Stones U2 Alexisonfire Arctic Monkeys Green Day Nickelback Default Staind Creed Pearl Jam Def Leopard Hedley Billy Talent Pretty much all hip hop, rap and country That's all I can get off the top of my head