Homer: "Then came the rocks, jagged rocks, hitting me with their jags."
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Police Chief Wiggum: "This is clearly a case of animal cruelty. Do you have a permit for that?"
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Mr. Burns: "Someone up there likes me, Smithers."
Smithers: "Someone down here likes you too, sir."
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(Homer has taken an experimental appetite reducer)
Male scientist: "Homer, you honestly don't want to eat any of the food in front of you?"
Homer: "Food? What food? Ahhh! I'm blind!"
Male scientist speaking to female scientist: "Oh great, who's gonna want to buy a pill that makes you blind?"
Female scientist: "We'll let marketing worry about that."