LonelyWreckage

Because We Want To (the Billie song LOL) Idling, Dawdling and Puttering.

Expecting it to be way more 'offensive'. The jokes were a bit shit tbh. He sounds American to me. Doubt any of you lot would really give two fucks but I find this Bjork interview hilariously adorable. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-dFRFsQKGQ

Cheese scone.

LOOOOOLLLLLL Jesus CHRIST that's funny.

I guess I'd be okay with a Swiss Army knife but for most:

The Bluetones - Slight Return.

And the world, it shows me up My clothes, they show me up I never knew this before And the finest hour that I

Idlewild - When I Argue I See Shapes.

Raygun version, it's a massive improvement.

Point is, it's not always safe to go jogging outside. In Britain we have a massive problem with gangs of chavs, you'll likely have different. ;) In my hand? I'd be arrested within 5 minutes. Dunno about you buy I wouldn't feel too safe jogging with a knife in my pocket. :angry:

And get stabbed by a gang of chavs.

Funny as fuck.

Yeh, there's been a few really unflattering pictures of Amy Winehouse kicking about recently. For instance: But then, with our press up her arse 24/7, that's bound to happen.

LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL People like that make me more confident about my geography!

Looking very dapper. But y'know, I can only give you an 8/10 cos anything above that would obviously be a blow to my masculinity. My av is simply the artwork for the single my username is taken from...

Looking very dapper. But y'know, I can only give you an 8/10 cos anything above that would obviously be a blow to both our masculinity. Now...looking British in the 'Spiffing caviar today, Margaret' sort? Presumably looking upper-class isn't strictly British? So other than that? And is it just me or have Dan #2 and that other nobhead made those remarks with fuck all provocation? Explanation?

^You were in a coma?! I dreamt that I'd managed to bag some tickets to a festival in the field over the road. Only then did I find it was being headlined by Pearl Jam & Muse - running to the main stage I heard the intro to Why Go and got terribly excited. Making it to the gap in between the barriers, I met two security guards wanting to check my ticket, so I handed it to them. Giving it back to me they told me it's only a "standard green" ticket, and that I couldn't get in. Well naturally I was distraught, and because the stage was on an incline I couldn't even see above the barriers. ;)

Down in a hole And I don't know if I can be saved See my heart I've decorated like a grave Aw, you don't understand who they Thought I was supposed to be Look at me now I'm a man who won't let himself be Down in a hole Feeling so small Down in a hole Losing my soul. [...]I have been guilty Of kicking myself in the teeth I will speak no more Of my feelings beneath. Alice in Chains - Down in a Hole.

;) :angry: :angry: I sing a different song.

That happened with Verve (The Verve) and Suede (London Suede) too.

Depends on your mood really, doesn't it? Depressed - 80's Cure, Jar of Flies, some Smiths, Morrissey, A Northern Soul... Happy - Definitely Maybe, Stone Roses, Take Them On, On Your Own, Welcome to the North... Insomnia - A Storm in Heaven, early R.E.M., Loveless, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness...

You left your tired family grieving, And you think they're sad because your leaving, But did you see the jealousy in the eyes, Of the ones who had to stay behind ? And do you think you've made the right decision this time? Smiths - London.

The Smiths are my favourite band, followed by Verve.

Verve - Blue.

So a suicide-by-cop then? Can hardly blame them when he's purposely provoking them.