Lauren

gotta watch the show. its great.

i saw spongebib square pants 3d at canadas wonderland. it was great.

she was going to get some drugs or something in an lley, and they dealer decided to rip them off. he stabbed her a bunch and the guys she was with just ran away. she went to the hospital, lived for a bit, then died. on that same day, joan and the guy (i can't remember his name) went on a date which was super cute, the younger brother (i can't remember anyones name) went to an activist meeting thing looking for joans leather-clad friend instead of going to this movie thing. but the girl went to the movie thing and he later went there and met up with her. that was cute too. it was a good episode. i watch it with my dad so i try not to cry haha.

i don't like the ooopma loompas. mr. depp looks like he's wearing purple condoms on his hands.

michael, if i have sex with you, will you give me some nf dolla?

wow, theres like none around me.. how come you get 2 and i don't get any?

they re-write news so it doesn't sound like the current american government are messing things up, like they are. the news isn't really news, just garbage. they are in bed with the man. one might say they were a helping hand in bush's first election.

the one where judith died? wow i was holding back tears the whole time. i love this show.

anton, don't get him in trouble!

i know exactly what you are talking about. he said he wanted to record like a full album in jeruselum, and then record another one in hotel rooms in various countries.

i avoid him like the plague.

i love it myself. congrats.

no, of course not anton. im a good girl.

(Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question? (Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay. Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! But I doubt it. I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you! Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready! Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips! It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother I'm standing staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13 she got some big tits! After that, your dad would try to jump again And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin! After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear!!!! (Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. He says women call him stretch nuts. Sharon, let's hear your question. (Sharon) I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,, A man who expresses himself in his own special way #2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? First of all, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you! But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha fuckers outta here! I'd go through your phonebook and whack em all And find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw! Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay I'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day! Grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist Let go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman Then we'd go through the beach and walk in the sand I'd throw a little sand in your face and say I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'll fuck your back Grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!! (Host) Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensetivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the right to your next date (Sharon) Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention And what would your pick up lines be? Whoever's the smoothest wins! Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fuckin fat you are! I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake. Fuck that! You'd be jackin me quick! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face! Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yeah that'll get her! Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better! Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack I walked into a bar, and there he was Standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin ta fuck it It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama Damn dogg! How you gonna diss yo mama? this is the song called dating game or something. it's pretty self explanitory. i don't know how these freaks even passed the preliminary tests to be on the show. anyone who even think these things makes me sick to my stomach. i have heard a bit of icp, a friend used to like them, but shes out of that phase now.

if i was american, i would have moved to canada prior to this haha. i would definately move now. if i wasn't already in canada..

9/10 orgasm. ryan adams.

I believe in Jesus.

i don't like matts poetry too much i must say. i enjoy the works of lorca.

THE CATCHER IN THE RYE by J.D. Salinger LORD OF THE FLIES by William Golding and i own 1984.. i will get there one day. i wasn't too surprised haha

you mean your room mate dresses like the icp losers and wears face paint?

ive found it harder to get into poetry because i never seem to have the resources... but i'll work on that. when im done reading the books i have to read. bah.

which one is the band haha.. we're so heavy

he made a remake about onlu europeans wearing face masks. some thought this racist, i thought it simply an observation. you want him not to say it just because its not politically correct, even if it's true? im not saying hes not racist, i haven't heard most of his other remarks, but i think hes more misunderstood then anything.

what i was getting at (and maybe you did realize this) is she can't help but be skinny. if her legs and arms are so small and so is her other parts, then its probably genetic. im sure she wishes she was bigger at times.

they shouldn't be allowed to be a group for that reason alone... maybe i've been brought up alot different then the rest of the world, but ive always been taught to give my elders, esp. veterans, my utmost respect and i have no problem doing that. old people are great. screw anyone that challenges that.