pavel's made me lol.
the last one i remember went like so: i was sharing a room with my friend, caroline, who is severly allergic to nuts. she woke up in the morning because she had to get ready for something. i was hugging a metal coffee can full of organic peanut butter. when she was waking up, she woke me up and she sees that i'm awake, so she comes over to me and she says 'were you laughing last night because you had peanut butter?' and i grinned and nodded yes. that was the end.