Lauren

wooooah this is an oldie... i never seem to remember my dreams.

i used to be able to run a mile.

first of all, intelligence has nothing to do with being able to tell if someone is being serious or not. and we didn't go anywhere near hyperboles in lingiuistics because that's grammar and not semantics. i don't think they'd teach anything about hyperboles in university.

it snowed and then it hailed and then it rained. it's currently just windy and cold.

i hate today's weather. ottawa sucks. but not really because this weekend is supposed to be kickass.

i do know what a hyperbole is. perhaps you don't. you seem to think it's exaggeration + sarcasm/irony but that's not necessarily the case.

it would be a hyperbole if you were going to be getting above average action. but you won't be, i don't think. certainly more than you are getting now but compared to the average 23-5 year old male?

it rains a lot in ottawa. it rained all today and yesterday, i think. it stops at night, though.

being a female undergrad, let me tell you right now that you won't get as much pussy as you think you will.

i never see grad students either.. but i wouldn't know them from undergrads because they look basically the same.

no way i am going to read that.

i just said what you typed in my head and i found nothing wrong with it. i can be kind of a ditz.

i will definately miss my floor. i'm living with the best people off the floor but i love almost all the others. my manwich is done 3rd year now and he lives 4 blocks away from my apartment. its weird to think that i will never see some of these people again...

no, they take care of business but i'd rather have an orgasm during sex than not sex. and when girls say don't stop, they might not mean 'don't stop having sex with me' but 'don't stop exactly what you are doing in that exact spot'.

the worst is when you are really close and the guy finishes.

he has a nice ass. like, for an old guy. also, if i could go back in time and give this guy my virginity, i would.

i would be studying. but i'm not. and jack kerouac died before "today" so he wouldn't have been able to not write it based on how the world is today. i fucking love that guy.

i AM tony danza. i mean tiny dancer.

they make it in my heart.

but only one lauren!

go leafs?

when i talk with my conservative friends and i throw out some leftist ideas they act like i just got out of the mental institution. i feel like they think i have the brain of a child and my ideas are like santa claus or something.

i thought drugs led to impotence? also drug use does not make you stupid like that. you have to be stupid already.

not until it gets less sucky and gets a better name.

maybe he was taking a break from a movie or something? plus i hate winamp.