Lucmeister

At a jet plane's speed of 1,000 km (620mi) per hour, the length of the plane becomes one atom shorter than its original length

Thats what happends when the centur goes face to face with zorro, King Of Michigan. (I was going to add blood, but i felt it was already quite aparent Zorro got stomped pretty hardcore, so it would be overkill)

Ya, your car is alright. It's no Buick..... but then again, not everyone can afford such a marvel of technology.

At least 2 people die every year from vending machines falling on them. The loss of brain power at daybreak is equivalent to that caused by a 0.08% blood alcohol level, which is typically reached after drinking four bottles of beer.

They will make the playoffs, but they will lose like first round. And thats not because they don't have Pronger, it's because they only fluked out this year.

I hate people who drive fast in shitty cars/vans/trucks etc.

Meh, Pronger is not good enough for how much he is paid. The oilers knew it.

Your parents had to force a few of you to play hockey,golf, and baseball? I can see why they would have to force you to play like soccer, but those other sports are fun (well baseball starts to suck at a certain point).

Transformers killing people.......YES!

none of that crap I listed pisses you off to?

-Fat chicks in tight clothes....... That was probably already said. But screw you guys, I'm not reading 14 pages of this. -Pretty much anything Much Music has anything to do with. -Guys who wear girls pants. -Guys who look like girls. -Guys who wear pink shirts -school/playground zones -pretty much anyone in high school -and children I'll think of more, it's quite easy to come up with this stuff.

I never really got into the whole pog thing. I just bought some and then realised that they were, in fact, faggy. And then I threw them in a closet for like 10 years.

I have a big sack full of hockey cards somwhere in my room, along with a bunch of pogs..........what a stupid idea pog was.