Woohoo!...
Seriously though, I don't particularly mind being alone on Valentines day. Mainly because it's a big marketing ploy like most other holidays. Do I want someone to buy me roses for 3 times the regular price because it was declared that they should on this random day? Fuck no. Pick another day. Be creative.
His avatar makes me think of Mitch Hedberg for some reason. Maybe it's the hair.
"I got a business card, 'cause I want to win some lunches. That's what my business card says: "Mitch Hedberg, potential lunch winner."
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