Dan #2

ahaha i thought yours was best too. what the fuck's 'manual penetration' though? i thought rape was frowned on in some cultures. doesn't sound that universal a 'game'

fuck hahahaa that was the sole reason i had for entering this thread. i was going to say "an hour-and-a-half rendition of.... with it started over as an encore"

geoff lloyd was integral to the "pop-punk" i speak of. why did rich priske ever replace him, i know it's not my business but the whole direction changed after that. it was like it got darker and darker until it imploded, after he left

i agree wholeheartedly, my good gerbilsquirt

yeah until another woman loved me and stole me from her (but i didn't love the second and it still hurts but i needed the freedom to grow as a being) have you ever partaken in a juvenile endeavour, only to find yourself better (for whatever reason) for having having participated?

this is the sort of fundamentalism that breaks my heart. conservative idealogies are a cancer on the face of a race MADE to evolve, but jack layton did really drop the ball for his last election

that is a perfect analogy. he's perpetuating the same idiotic idealogy every other president in his family has (yeah look it up, i meant every word i just said - cousins don't always share last names, but as gwb and prince charles demonstrate, they can share facial features)

i love fearless and the war is over/omissions of the omen, but i loved the, like, 'pop-punk' of underdogs and the melancholy atmosphere of bm loser anthems is my favourite though

i want the banana-thrower on my team

so our souls can be disadvantaged, before we ever make a choice that was deeper than i was even expecting :/ have you ever melted anything (onion rings; a veggie dog; spare change) into your grilled chez?

i never knew what bases analogised. i'm assuming first is kissing, now, and i would assume as well a 'homerun' would be sex, but what about a reach-around while you're trying to use teh urinal? a foul?

charles bradley and the menihan street band "stay away" (NIRVANA cover)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZMnjiOMk6E...feature=related

okay, my bad, i am sorry. i have been too busy moving and soliciting milfs to think clearly - logically speaking, i see there as existing 'domains', existing in a cyclical fashion. i must admit, i cannot (and neither can you) truly fathom the enormity of a 'creator' but i see the yin-yang as 1) we have a long, diverse history of hue-man beings reaching an enlightenment i see as a state of "post-humanism". atheism is, generally speaking, a contemporary advent, and reflecting on the 2.5 weeks i have spent, of my 24 years, comatose, i cannot put into words what it was like. i watched the car crush me and i woke up relatively unfaxed, speaking of feeling like i went through a dryer (the car rolling repeatedly). i spoke of encountering my grandfather, who was no atheist at all, and who i swear to you, guided me back to the waking world. i fucking swear to (allah/jehovah/the notorious GOD) whatever you wanna call it. the fact is, there are many gods, and 'god' relates to the name 'allah/jehovah' as 'hue-man' relates to 'daniel alexander stewart'. the asians came up with the yinyang generations befofe either of our bloodlines existed, in any shape we conceive them; there was the vast unknown, before the evolving homo-whatevers became "stewart"s. man, i'm way too fucking tired and just not in the mood to debate anyone over anything right now. all that i ask is that you not argue to be a devil's advocate, but that we may see eachother as peers and peer-review eachothers' conclusions - because i swear to you, if you look, it will find you. jesus was willing to die to demonstrate that, and that's how he had bigger balls than any of us 'god-fearing' pussies. it's not gods you need to fear, but the actions you demonstrate that evoke just retribution. we only exist to learn; we are physically tangible so as to prioritise FORGET WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT RELIGIONS - THEY RUIN THE HONESTY IN PERSONAL SPIRITUALITY, AS I WILL IF YOU LET ME DESTROY YOUR CHANCES BY MAINTAINING A POSITION AS RIDICULOUS (in this instance) AS PLAYING 'DEVIAL'S ADVOCATE' i love you and i wish you the best. fuck praying - meditate or just keep objectives on your mind - if they are honourable, in the sense that "it is realistic, honouring them", they will find you if you reach out for them ps!! and it's cyclical!!! i would not be surprised to see that the almighty reveres single-celled organisms, as they are as quaint as they are

tits are overrated and but fat deposits, meant to convey nutrition to a child. you guys have all allowed your concepts of the female anatomy to be sexualised by the media monster!!

sid vicious was my first mother; he knocked up my dad, margaret thatcher

definitely fantasy, but that's what makes it 'real'. the truth is something bigger, deeper than real. realer than real. this is just a game, it's a beautiful lie. a perfect denial aha what killed the bored? seriously, did everyone lose interest after i moved on? don't worry guys, i'm back. daddy gon make errthin awl riggght

i was in the library at highschool, grade nine, being hit-on by a hosebeast named sarah martin who doesn't make any sense in any sense of the word. she then had a child fathered by the retarded brother of a girl i recently lived with. it made my head hurt, even though i knew my (ex-)gf had nothing to do with it. seriously, the impreganted one, i'll post a pic if i can find one, you guys aren't going to believe tthis shit ahhaa. like if jabba the hutt and three gremlins were confined to a bag, fighting, while being pummeled by elementary school children

top lefthand corner, guitarchick. i only noticed because i don't think that they where there last time i remember being on here i enjoyed it. well-written, team. a+ REMEMBER THE TIME I GOT BANNED BECAUSE I ASKED TO SEE WHAT BEING BANNED WAS LIKE, or something, i can't remember?

ahahahahhahhahahaa possibly the BEST thread evar anywhere let me see if my burner works because those couragous honourable righteous uhmurikkkuhnz all died heroes while they took breaks from paperwork to fill their coffees and mill around their neighbour's cubicles. THEY DIED FUCKEN HEROES EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM and i like the "up all night / heart's all gone" i think neighbourhoods is going to be what i always wanted, whereas selftitled was just a cocktease like your little sister after the first third of a smirnoff ice

i enjoy copying the most cynical youtube comments i can find, and pasting them on your fakebook. add me, plz sunset rubdown "idiot heart" is what i hear this guy didn't actually fall 60 feet. he fell around 44 ft. he fell for (as close as i can tell) about 1.6 seconds. the acceleration in utah is around 32.14 ft per second squared. if you integral that equation from 0 to 1.6 seconds, you get a measurement of 43.8818 feet.

i was in my seventh year i just thought you should know

my first kiss at the public execution

;):D:D:D mogwai "take me somewhere nice"