Dan #2

pip is 29 today.

haha thanks. i still wear those shorts. they survived, more or less. i've never had dr pepper, but've had lots of rum in my day.

i like the Jesus squad. i think until you have 200 posts, there should be a flashing orange and black box like ours that screams "n00b!!!"

IF YOU DON'T DROP THE POO THE POO DROPS YOU

what's that?

$11.84+ for you. $11.84- for me. We all win!

do you want $400 or $1000?

so as long as you don't have to deal with him, everything's okay? IS THAT HOW IT IS? You make me sick. But i still love you.

it's coming for you and nothing you do will satisfy his hunger.

well i go to school, so there is no way i can hope to make $325/week, but that is a good way to look at it i guess. i think i might set myself an allowance of like $30 or $40 a week, and put the rest in a jar (bank accounts are accesed through debit) so i have to either go without something, or give it a lot of thought. i really need to save up about $1000 by april 1st. It's do-able, but hard. I'm taking on a third shift each week, on weeks when i have no projects coming up. that'll be another $60 or so.

most likely.

HEIL SANTA! I still want to be called one. You know, for fashion

ahahahaha i wish you were my housecat satty. you always make me smile.

Oh man that would be so hilarious. In my harper youth, i specifically invite Ninjastyle. She's Harper Youth material aha. in other newds, can you send me the donation link, i have money today.

only if YOU buy the plane ticket.

that's part of the reason i never have anything. Alcohol vs tattoo vs pierce vs things to put in pierced holes vs food.

i need capital so i can get an apartment and damage deposits are one month's rent up front. FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

you know, that song by that band? i think you should be forced to give me the $1 you made from that post.

i stole mine out of a magazine i didn't buy.

I want a lover i don't have to love i want a girl who's too sad to give a fuck / i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

fuck i know. I can't remeber, but I either chose John Williams or Led Zeppelin. Weird options. most likely because the douche that wrote the quiz knew nothing of music. What would rap kids choose out of those? Country? Jazz?

it should have been the radio because the radio accepts no input from you, drone. Smile and keep on sucking the dick that just fucked the ass.

fuck i know.

Brand New Deja Entendu "The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot"

I have like $505 and i make $112 a week, but somehow, i spend all that i make and i can never get my balance to get higher than $530 and i suck so bad i just booked a tattoo appointment that will amount to AT LEAST $200. i fucking suck.