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check my post in the "will the flames make the playoffs?" I called SJ for the cup. Its going to happen.

I hope he wins, so that the Conservatives will have no competition for a long, long time.

The future hangs - Cuff the Duke

That she is the largest strumpet I have ever known. Favorite album of 06?

I don't know shit about produce, because really I don't care that much about my job. Although, who knew starfruit existed? And for the record, broccoli juice has perhaps the most foul odour in the world.

No, I love my cellphone and it's never done me wrong. Speaking of cellphones, have you ever bought a trendy ass ringtone and then felt guilty that you did?

I work in the produce department of a grocery store. Its not so bad, until I have to break cardboard and run it to the compactor for 5 hours.

There won't be another election for a little while, and if there is don't expect any change in a conservative minority.

Lewis Black James Belushi Norm Macdonald Jason ALexander AND BOB SAGET =Awesome

"Hypergymnasia is a disorder characterized by excessive and compulsive exercise. A person suffering from hypergymnasia often has a distorted view of his or her body, and tries to achieve an impossible goal by exercising rigorously. Hypergymnasia is often coupled with anorexia nervosa as well as bulimia nervosa."

One word: Hypergymnasia

I think it seems appropiate that I post my 60th post here. That is assuming this is my 60th... and assuming I unlock some magical forum in the process.

I'm the law - Anthrax

I got it, It was kinda tricky. You have to wait like 45 seconds and then theres a pop up that blocks the download so you have to close that first. Awesome tune btw.

I just got my G2 and insurance quote today! Woohoo $1000/y! Great now I have to pay for gas too..

I had brunch with one side of the family which was awesome. Later that night I had turkey with the other half, which was mediocre.

I hope you don't mean what I think you mean.

I'm a junior mint. It's mint. It's chocolate. Its delicious!

Buy or rent from blockbuster.

White Flag - Dido

I believe this one has already been shot, I've seen clips of it like the straight guy at a gay bar (in San Francisco). I'm pretty sure he flipped out when a bunch of guy's started hitting on him.

You should try sending the video's to every user on the bored.

They call it Sin

It just Is- Rilo Kiley

I'd hate to be that kid and go to elementary school. Wait, no I wouldn't mind being ridiculously rich. I'd change my name to apple or poop if someone paid me a million.