You'd be guessing right on that one Adam. Aquinas, and Luther, both scream, "I'm a self spanking, robe wearing freak."
Maybe you should try, something more artistic...Yukio Mishima, or maybe Bronte. Lit majors are usually cute, and crazy in the sheets.
Nothing says, I'm smart, thoughtful, but not a wuss, like reading "Wuthering Heights".