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I got a bit drunk and played around online (I haven't gone out for new years since I was 12, always too sick.) And spent it with my family and talking to friends. I also mixed up amaretto sours. <3 Mmm. Made me very happy. I ran around and kissed all of my pets at 12. Yeah, I'm a dork, but it's tradition. I was slightly sad that we didn't give them any alcohol this year but my Grandpa didn't buy any champange so... (Yeah, we give our pets a bit of alcohol on new years, weird I know but it's not enough to hurt them. XD ) It was mostly boring but meh. Happy new years guys. <3

Everclear - Local God

I dunno... Is that anything like a porno conosseur? (yeah, I spelled it wrong. XD)

Only if I was a doctor who didn't mind risking my life to help others. I think if I was a doctor I'd want to go where the need was but uhm... You can't help anyone if you're dead. o_o

*LMAO* That is awesome. XD I would totally do that.

Probably not. XD I look foreward to it because all of my family get's together and it's great. Does anyone else look foreward to it 'cause of this?

Rockin' Sidney - My Toot Toot. "Don't you mess with my Toot Toot" XD

Talking on the phone while drunk is fun, too. I'm getting picked on now because I said "Ahhhh loooovvvveeeee yewww likeee sooooo BIIIIIIIG!!!!" last night and "BUUUTTTSHEEECCCKSSSS!!!!" (I can't properly say 'I' according to everyone who's talked to me on the phone due to my texan accent. Apparantly I say 'Ah' ;); )

Kitty litter Clump Miracle. Warning: This is gross but funny.

I do too. My Mom however does not. She's all "OMG BLASPHEMY!!!" So Zombie-Jesus lives in my purse... for now. Here he is with two of his zombie brothers. XD

As far as I know, no one has blown my mind. Though that'd be kinda sexy... Isn't Buttsex a funny word?

I would say maybe half and half. But that's just me ;); But that depends, if you work hard all year, I'd take a good break. Is there anything specific you want for Christmas?

Depends on what you're practicing. Is it snowing where you are?

Actually it was Yeshua, Jesus was the translation of his name in either greek or roman. (can't remember which ;); ) You know, if you think about it, Jesus was kinda hot. (No matter how he looked) I mean, think about it, he wants to save your soul. That's pretty damned sexy. XD What the church doesn't tell you is that he's a zombie though. Think about it, he died, rose from the dead, that makes him UNDEAD. ZOMBIE JESUS. (Yeah, I have way too much time on my hands, I even have a zombie Jesus action figure that my boy made for me.) XD

NAKED IS FREE! That's why he's not wearing a shirt. Now excuse me while I go to streak.

JESUS ATE MY FIRST BORN CHILD. I am so offended by this!!!!!!1111ONE. *huggles for you* XD

I love Pizza. Or chicken fried steak. And pickles and v8 (weird combo I know, but one of my medications makes me crave it.) and then cotton candy ice cream, of course <3

I like Santa Baby, but my favorite is likely always going to be Grandma got Run over by a Reindeer. XD

You down a bottle of tylenol for 10 emo points. *LMAO* Oh GOD, that would be fucking awesome. I'd play the game just to kill them off. <3 And if there was a Matthew Good mod for a game I'd totally play it. That would be awesome. I don't give a damn what game, I'd play it and squee. Though if there was a game with him in it, I'd imagine you go around messing up evil politicians and shit. I'd imagine Bush or Cheney would be the end boss.

I have to agree, it's giving me a good giggle.

LMAO. You are SO my hero. If I ever decide I don't want my man to have a beard I'll tell him that. XD

I usually say either, Happy Holidays more than Merry Christmas. So you have celebrate by having public orgies? XD ROCK!

My thing used to be getting on my webcam DRUNK with all my friends watching. It usually amused most of them because I'm a very, very happy drunk. And it doesn't take much to get me drunk. I still get online when drunk and it's usually good for a laugh the next day... I tend to keep logs of EVERYTHING even when drunk, so, I remember. Though, the best thing was, when my best friend got drunk. In the chat we both go to, she told everyone that her boobs were trying to escape her shirt, and, how boobs were people too. Along with MANY other things. The best part? Two guys who never let someone live anything down were in the room and she barely remembered the next day. She also messaged me and told me she was horny and wanted to screw me. It was GREAT. "So, have your boobs escaped yet?" XD "BOOBS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!" Was what she got bombarded with for the next few days. We all enjoyed it muchly. She didn't so much but we did. XD

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