I'll write you an essay:
This is my essay and it's about that sexy hunk Jarrod. I mean, could anyone ever be so dreamy like Jarrod. I knew I loved him the second I saw his gorgeous eyes and nerd glasses. I mean, his hair is just perfect! He's so dreamy. I like to dance. And when I dance I like to think of Jarrod. He makes me so horny, I mean, DAMN! Anyway, yes, he is the bomb. THE END.
A+ work right there.