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thats what I've been hearing from everyone. my friend started crying when she watched it. her roommate came home and thought something had happened. I don't think i'll watch it but I will give it to my lady when she's made about not getting a diamond engagement ring

well, we still love you

we rate things however the hell we want! you got a problem with it?

I made this a long while ago and posted it back then Chris stole my joke

yeah, that was funny. still, classic.

9.9/10 - the .1 because you don't have booty like I'd hoped

Dancing bird at the Winnipeg Zoo. I recorded this myself last summer. the first time I saw this bird I just randomly said "tookie tookie tookie" and he danced. this time was a lot more badass because of the ending.

indeed! you catch on quickly

dogs wearing clothes! SERIOUSLY!!!!

50/10 because I think you just came up with a good idea of what your new avatar should be!

a billion out of a billion and 1. you lose one point because methinks it may be time for a change

i know, the voice was bad. I was the only person in the entire theatre to laugh when Mikey said "heh, I'm smart" and I laughed REALLY loudly and I got weird looks because of it

there was a first group? I didn't even see that! I'm sorry for ever doubting you Charles.

10/20 because they're kind of cool, but kind of gross

...*cough*

6/10 still machinegun cat will kill you

for the record, the Departed is actually a North American remake of an asian series called "Infernal Affairs" IA is a trilogy and after watching the Departed you can see that they kind of compressed all 3 movies into one. I'd rather watch the originals.

rating it on it's own merits got it a 6 on the last page. as I said, monkeys don't really do it for me.

meh, her voice kind of irritates me. she sounds like a young Barbra Walters. shouldn't you posst her in the hot chicks thread though?

5/10 because you just ripped on comic books. do you remember a show that used to air on TBS that had an all monkey cast? that show was terrible.

Yeah, but she doesn't give off that "I'll fuck anything that moves" vibe that the others do. That'd ruin the fantasy for a lot of guys.

Guy asks girl out, she says he is nop tbig enough... he thinks she was talking about his dick. Bitter and angry, he goes on to become the greatest super villain the world has ever known... CODPIECE!

I love how that joker one is real. that is seriously impressive

um... das ist painful?