when I first heard this story on the radio the other day I expected it to be about kids saying that they were touched inappropriately while playing tag or something along those lines, once I heard that it was because the kids just didn't want to play and were being pussies about it, I was pretty irritated.
really, if I had kids and one of them came home and said "daddy, today at space school (it'll happen in the future) the kids were playing tag and they made me play even though I didn't to. it made me really sad and upset" I'd look him straight in the eye and say "STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY!!! Since you're such a pussy I'm taking away your hover board! and you're grounded!" and then I'd beat him