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RicardoObviouso

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  1. beer is great when you dont want to get fucking shittered at your office, otherwise tanq 10 or gibsons is my poison of choice. and jsun, one can only hope -- i get bored with women pretty quick myself.
  2. i'm pretty sure you're on the right track.
  3. isnt it called the 'rock horse'?
  4. you're going to regret it.
  5. when taken in mass amounts its the date rape drug, when taken in reasonable amounts, its heightens sexual euphoria.
  6. i took that shit once. holy hell.
  7. the most amazing things will happen in the shortest times while under the influence.
  8. you got raped, buddy.
  9. i don't need her money -- its just nice being with someone who enjoys the finer things in life without it being at my expense. plus she's sexy.
  10. actually, if you play the cd backwards it says "you are an idiot if you bought this anywhere besides a music store or paid any more than $11.99" its fucking true.
  11. she's my assistant -- so im not really "making" her. and yeah, i'm pretty sure she's gone on tuesday. its gonna be expensive and i still kind of love the sex, so we'll have to see how this weekend unfolds. and yes, adam, it has everything to do with the 38 year old millionaire.
  12. she doesn't know that she's getting some bad news and a severance cheque on tuesday.
  13. but his fashion sense and haircut totally cancel it out. he looks like a carney.
  14. fuckin do it yourself.
  15. yeah man. stockwell day all the way. hes so honest and sincere looking. i even considered moving to the newmarket-aurora area so i could vote for/proposition belinda stronach.
  16. pardon my ignorance, but i didnt know sound garden or pearl jam qualified as grunge. either way, i voted for cornell. because hes fucking sweet and if i was going to have a threesome with my girlfriend and another man, i'd have to choose him.
  17. he played it in vancouver a couple times, too. god damn was i ever drunk at those shows.
  18. it's my favorite of all.
  19. i would expect nothing less from a man named evan.
  20. top five golf courses in BC: 5. furry creek, lion's bay 4. shaughnessy, vancouver 3. the falls, cloverdale 2. predator ridge, vernon 1. capilano, north vancouver
  21. oh it's a never ending story, buddy.
  22. i usually dont work on thursdays. i feel a little off right now -- hence the need for beer (once i start in the clubhouse, i find it hard to stop, no matter the location)
  23. ~*annabella bee*~: what kind of booze do you want? paint these walls, goddamnit: booze sounds like im some sort of drunk. ask me what kind of BEER i want. ~*annabella bee*~: well you basiclally are if you're asking me to go to the liquor store for you at 2pm on a thursday ~*annabella bee*~: sorrry, BEER. paint these walls, goddamnit: p.s. there's only one r in sorry paint these walls, goddamnit: i mean two
  24. its the extended verses to under the influence. when my baby's with me i dont want for nothing i wore this one when i walked away
  25. i am very good friends with jack's grand son. you'd be suprised how often "i am jack kerouac's grandson" has worked in bedding educated ladies.
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