RicardoObviouso

i already have a secretary, thanks. (she would kill me for that comment.)

you made a few spelling mistakes in your signature. if you're going to say something so bold, at least proof read it.

i lost 35 lbs in grade 12 when i had mono and almost 6 years later still havent got it all back.

i own a company that advises rich people or people with a bit money to spend how to get rich(er). and the best part is, whether the advice works or not, i make money too.

saw Chloe's Pool Party last night. pretty good.

...and herpes, HIV, hepatitis b, and human papiloma arent any of them.

it bugs the shit out of most people.

english is by far the ugliest language visually... and if you plan on spending most of your time on the island of north america, then you might as well go for a different language with a different alphabet.

twenty-two

i think in your case, your talent is actually natural, because i assume you naturally came about having a vagina. then again, having an orifice between your legs like the rest of your sex isn't necessarily a skill either. oh you poor thing! you think that all a girl has to do to be good at sex is spread 'em? granted you wouldn't complain if that were all, but oh the wonders that await you! i sincerely hope you find them. beautiful.

...but do it in greek δεν μπορείτε να πάρετε τον πυροβολισμό στην πλάτη εάν δεν τρέχετε

...the verdit is in. i think you've got yourself a new tattoo, kid.

...and steve martin was half of that.

yeah... or if all else fails get "i paid for this with head" that would at least be funny.

the hamburger part is the only reason why i saw it. and it as fucking hilarious.

can i put that skill to the test?

SOLD. bouya.

only because we were afraid that if we beat them, they'd pull some fucked up war shit on us. trust me.

is it gonna be translated into a cooler looking language? and are you going to have "-mg" underneath?

for the sake of sport it would be nice to see me in a room full of swedish supermodels.

i like the guys who swear by trucks, then buy color matched canopies.

...if you do say so yourself.

to add to it, nothing says "grow up" like firing someone three weeks after they signed a 36 month lease on a $75,000 car.

i would expect the american media to make a huge deal over this like they did when the shit originally hit the fan, but the fact that cbc broke the news and told the viewers that they would interview team canada members is ridiculous. those people will do anything for a story.

shouldn't matter, as Canadians we pride ourselves on our polite and courteous reputation. We should be showing that we are better by respecting the athletes, not stooping to their level. obviously you dont remember what happened, as stooping to their level would include trashing their hotels rooms in the olympics village after they failed to medal.