WalrusMeat

Top 5 ways to not be killed in a horror movie: 1: If you hear a strange noise, don't go and look to see what it was. 2: If the power goes out, and you're alone and you suspect that there's a monster/ghost/anything else that wants to kill you, leave. 3: If you're sent a strange doll by an anonymous person, send it through the woodchipper. 4: If a ghost has returned to seek revenge on you for something an ancestor of yours did, move towns, change your name and burn everything that reminds you of it. 5: If you find yourself wandering down a dark alley and hear something behind you, don't look to see what it is. Run.

Top five ways to waste my day: 1. Acid in the park. 2. zombie movie fests 3. Warped Tour 4. Napping in the park 5. Facebook

Needs to lay off the booze.

10/10 Shiri, you're wonderful.

Ice cream and strawberries lastnight. They tasted darn good.

Is terrifying.

Should run away to be a Gypsy with me. Ferserious. Lets do it.

He's a keeper, I'm sure.

Tim is an ape.

I heard something about a Harry Potter game for the Wii. Spell casting anyone?

19999999/100000 Against Me! tickle my lady parts.

this is why I love Tracy.

Tell me more.

I'm good at what I do.

Only if you'll chill on my face.

I'll have a look once I get home.

Is it work/I'm in the middle of my English class safe?

8/10 too much bling.

You just really wanna chill on my face, don't you? Also, Anton. You owe me 120 Anton dollars now. In a highschool full of rednecks, a term like that spread pretty fast.

A Rainbow Rocket popsicle. Fuck yes.

Wow, I didn't know you could grow facial hair. I wish I could. =(

You make sofas? What a man.

Should wait so I can lay the mack down on Meg.

Is lonely.

hasn't given me anything to say.