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WalrusMeat

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  1. If you like non-fiction, I have this novel called the Embrace, and it's about this guy, Rod Ferell, who thought he was a vampire, got a cult together, and beat one of his bestfriends parent's heads in with a rowbar. Then, took Heather (the daughter) to New Orleans, or tried. It's an effing great book. If you're interested I'll tell you the author's name. He was sixteen at the time.
  2. If this strange, left-wing religion is the real thing, I may have to agree that he does, indeed take mercy on us.
  3. *shrugs* I thought it was a great joke.
  4. .... Can I wear a tie and dress like a school girl?
  5. What's red, slimey and crawling up your leg? A home sick abortion.
  6. Calm down boys. And, I only like Pumpkin, and Apple pie. The crust sucks, I agree with Christy.
  7. .... A snow day when you can still see grass? Wtf? My school stays running when it's -40 and we have four feet of snow.
  8. Hooker boots does sound nice, maybe I should buy a short slutty skirt aswell.
  9. ... I'd love a Christmas card. It would cheer me up and/or make me feel loved while I suffer through the holidays with my family. (And Christy, I'm going boxing day shopping. Kill me.)
  10. I just thought I'd say that Saturine, I happened to admire you, I found your witty comments remarkably funny. And the forum won't be the same without you. Cheers.
  11. If I could afford fur, I wouldn't wear it. But, I can't, so still, I don't.
  12. I usually feed the veggies and the meat to my dog, and eat my potato. My family seem to insist that every meal have either some sort of Pasta, potatoes or rice. Do you have an eating disorder if you like to vomit?
  13. Ah, I can feel the love.
  14. I'm not eating meatloaf. Does anyone actually like meatloaf?
  15. Glad I can have you on the team Erik.
  16. Maryann is one of my good friends, who is running for Pope. As you can see, she would make a wonderful Pope.
  17. You can beat that?
  18. I never found the show that amusing. *shrugs* Not my type of humor I guess.
  19. ... there's a thred somewhere about that.
  20. Reasons to Vote Maryann For Pope! She's Talented Snuff Picture Her Wig And her Incredibly Sexy Dance Moves
  21. Maryann so can be Pope, I'm going to post some pictures of her, to show you her Pope Potential!
  22. Why don't you buy her some Vasiline for Christmas?
  23. Maybe you should call her.
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