WalrusMeat

*drum roll*

What a wonderful story. ;)

Okay, I want you all to tell me a story. I don't care what it's about, it just has to be a story. The best story gets, nothing, but still, time for stories!

When you took your pants off. Is paranoia a state of mind, or being?

Was that intended to sound as sexual as it did?

All of it.

Anton, you're too good for this world.

No it's not. What's worse, wet cat food, or wet dog food? (Wet, as in, from the can)

You're not. You just think you are. Why are we so closed minded?

I pity you. I hear she snores.

A gay bar. Coke or Pepsi?

For english, we had to wright lyrics once, and create a band, and my friend Matt called his "Matthew's Good Band" He was my hero for the day.

Who do you share a room with?

... I listen to music while sleeping too, I just keep my sterio on.

*cough* .

Jesus. How can it be sunny and warm, but there is still snow all over the ground?

Was that supposed to be a Nirvana reference?

I thought I should say something, but was left speachless. That's what I came up with.

While I was at a Volly Ball Tourni lastyear, one of the score keeper's cellphones whent off, with that ringtone. So, me, being the one who takes things too far, started dancing, and singing it. I made a complete ass out of myself, but we won the game. My personal favorite rington (the one I have) is this guy's voice saying "Dude, pick up the phone. Dude, Pick up the phone! Pick up your fucking phone! Damnit, are you having sex again?" Then my voice mail picks up. It's great in public places, like the bus, or a movie theater when I forget to turn it off. Or in the school hallway. It also went off in class once. Good times.

Yes. (And, in the end, I undid the screws in the back of it ie, fileing cabnet lock) To be, or not to be?

Because I havn't killed him yet. What's the easiest way to break into a file cabnet?

Nice responce...

This is totally irrelivant, so just continue with the game. I was at a party, and everyone had hid their lighters from this kid, because he's a total dolt, and no one wanted him there in the first place. So, anyways, he decides to light his cigarette with the toaster. He was wearing a St. Christopher's metal, and it fell it. He had burn marks along his neck, and never came to our parties again. Good times...

I don't know how to ride a bike. When will this terrible grounding end?

... I don't wear headphones to sleep. You're abnormal.