WalrusMeat

.... why not? White people are OBVIOUSLY superior to the rest of the world. (sarcasm... please note the sarcasm)

Your mom. Why is it called "taking a shit" when really, you're leaving one behind?

I had two imaginary friends, and they wouldn't let me play with them. Haha, kidding. But, I am writing a story about a girl with skitzophrenia who creates an imaginary friend to exscape from her abusive family, falls inlove with her imaginary friend and then one day he leaves. She goes to a shrink, shows him the note he wrote her saying goodbye, but then realizes it's in her handwriting. That's when you realize that Eugene (the imaginary friend) doesn't exsist.

They're up there with dead/half dead babies. Can someone give themselves a nickname?

Greenday's Boulevard Of Broken Dreams Vs. Oasis's Wonderwal Quite entertaining.

.... Darn toot'n!

My brother's blog, because he doesn't know I read it. Is it strange that my parents watch Family Guy as much as I do?

... I'm sorry. You're right, friends are over rated.

You morons! ....*shrugs* I still got my kiss, that's all that matters.

Being a large fan of the book, I must say, the movie was decent. It will never be as good as the book, but, for a movie, I quite enjoyed it. I recomend it, even if it is directed to a younger audience. It's a children's book. But, back in the day The Loard Of The Rings was aswell.

I got my newyears kiss twenty minutes late, because we watched a movie through the countdown.

Wurd, my newyears hasn't started yet, but I decided to start a thred for us to share our events! Yay! Jesus Spatula should have pictures!

Why are you listening to Depeche Mode? No answer is needed. Why do I always make like, three plans on the same night?

...Ah, I just turned fifteen, it's great, I can't be made fun of for being fourteen anymore. Then my friends turn seventeen, and it begins again.

.Agreed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Seven ate(Eight) Nine!! No, I don't know any good math jokes. Are all parents really stupid, or just mine?

I like naked ping-pong. Why is the idea of oral sex so gross?

They have peanutbutter ones too eh? Why? Reeces Peices are way better, like, woah.

Has my Father's vote aswell. It's ANOTHER thing we have in common.

... Usher fucking rocks my socks!! Werd! At least I don't listen to fiffy cent!! (Christina!) (it's funny because I don't know a single song by Usher)

For Christmas, my brother got way more than I did. I know I sound spoiled, but it made me feel really shitty. My parent's said that it was because I got money for Christmas, but he got the same amount as I did. And about tripple the amount of guifts. And his were more exspencive than mine. Christmas sucked, in a horribly superficial way. I kinda want to choke him with a telephone cord in his sleep.

The Embrace- Aphrodite Jones

... Mann is by far the best candadate for the Pope. Call her house and she answers "House of Satan, how may we help you?" Her father is a Native actor, that gives her money insted of love and her mother is a hippy. And dude, their Christmas tree had a voodoo doll insted of an angel at the top, and shoes, human teeth and cd's for orniments. Vote Mann For Pope!!

lmao! druggies are SOOO hot. ;) but yes. awesome movie. i'll never do heroine, let me tell you. *Shrugs* I just liked how thin he looked. (I like skinny boys)

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