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WHO REMEMBERS THE SECRET WORLD OF ALEX MACK?!?! I know it was a Nickolodeon show, but YTV picked it up so screw you.

It seems i'm always paraphrasing the Daily show (at least i think thats where i heard this from) but.. A study was done showing 64% of people don't wash their hands after going to the washroom. The study was conducted by the Association of Creepy People Who Watch You Pee.

Reboot had one of the best endings (for a kid series) ever.

If i could cry an ocean of tears, i would go 9.0 tsunami on your ass.

Dan hurts feelings? *sob*

I get chest pains on my right side a lot. Not bad ones. Just annoying ones. I LIKE SHARING!

I understand where you're coming from, but the scriptwriters clearly went in there looking for a sequel. Movies are only left open-ended when they want the viewer to come to their own conclusions, or they want to make a sequel. (spoiler?) SPOILER (Highlight to View) A killer tricking everyone and walking off scot-free to end the film is a sequel set-up. There's no symbolic conclusion that the viewer can draw from the killer's escape, except for the conclusion they had already been given. Thus it was pretty clear by the end, that if the movie did well we could expect a sequel. Sequels while sucking, are at least a touch better if they're alluded to in the first film. With that said, i have pretty high hopes for Saw 2 because they knew ahead of time what they'd be setting themselves up for.Nothing like The Ring 2, in which they were almost obligated to make a sequel and didn't know what the hell to base it on. (though as far as sequels go, i didnt think it all that bad. at least it didn't rehash the original's concept too badly. certainly wasnt scary however)

You are CORRECT, sir!

Deep Impact

-Gus Van Sant (i can't wait to see Last Days) -Alfred Hitchcock -Orson Welles (Citizen Kane. Greatest movie. Period.) -Coen Brothers -Martin Scorcese -Michel Gondry & Spike Jonze (both primarily work with music videos, but they're too brilliant concept wise to be left out)

Hal wasn't really a villain. Indirectly the humans were villains onto themselves by creating him. But as far as that goes, Hal was still pretty damn creepy.

i don't like the Dan(s) anymore. Also i call Crusader, Anton only because everyone else seems to. I figured it was one of those rules that authority figures impose to try to make themselves seem like your average joes and janes. "Oh yeah, don't call me Mr.Such-and-such. Just call me by my first name: Mr. Anton" Yeah i'm on to your little game now, Anton. Or should i say... CRUSADER

Owls need to learn that imitating the girl in the exorcist isn't funny anymore.

If Jesus played sports, would all the other players have to have some sort of handicap?

rofl brilliant

Kim Jong Il is the funniest world leader ever.

I sing only when its appropriate. I mouth the words a lot of the time, if its a band i really like, but i dont actually sing out loud.

Throne of Blood is my fave.

I've seen The Trews live. Their energy + stage presence in comparison with most bands = nada.

I like them. They sound sort of unpolished, but they're still decent.

Teachers need to learn that people don't shit out money in their sleep.

My fake name is "Ass Rammer." Because if anyone ever found out my fake name, they'd be too ashamed to ask people if they know an Ass Rammer.

At what point does the noob label wear off? I've got 500 posts under my belt, but i've only been posting since the summer i think. What are our guidelines here? P.S. I like you Dan. Or at least one of the Dans anyway.

Yeah but...she's hot. So shut it.