Ravenous Yam

What the fuck are those owls doing? Ridiculous. They bring shame to true proud owls everywhere. I'm gonna get 1000 burrowing owls and keep them in my garage.

Nobody doesn't love owls!

Last night's episode was so intense. I think the prison part and the conspiracy part are of equal interest to me. Can you imagine being in either Lincoln or LJ's position? Either being stuck in prison, with your son's life being directly threatened, or having guys come after you, kill your mother, and forcing you to be on the run? Megasuck. Anyway, wicked show.

UNEXPLAINED TESTICLE PAINS ARE HORRIBLE. Especially when it gets right to the point where you're worried if you should call a doctor or something, rather than writhing on the couch (return to topic) in pain.

Good point. It's like some horrible game show where all the prizes suck.

Matt looks so happy all the time! Like he's in on this huge joke that nobody else gets. I have not ever met him, frown.

That's about my take on it too.

Speaking of testicles, testicular torsion would be one of the worst things to ever happen to you. Just another testes-related problem girls will never have to deal with.

Does anybody have some cool stories regarding lava? I don't but i can talk about how the movie Volcano pissed me off. When the subway driver tries to jump over a 1-foot square, 1cm deep puddle of lava, doesn't make it, and slowly burns/melts into the puddle. That was so stupid. He'd barely have gotten his shoes burned before he just walked outta that damn puddle. Credit to Anton for inspiring this pointless thread. May his name forever be associated with failure.

If current=this decade, does it count only guitarists that are new this decade, or also ones that were around before but are still around? And even more importantly, how are we defining best? Personal favourite? Most technically advanced? Influence? Anyway: Michael Lee Firkins Jake Cinninger Shawn Lane (died '03) Jason Becker (has ALS, but is still composing) Scott Lerner Steven Wilson Just a brief few, mostly just a couple of my favourites. However, Lane and Becker are/were extremely technically advanced, far more so than anyone else in this thread. But technicality doesn't count if you don't like the music. This is why 'best guitar player' threads are pretty much entirely personal opinion. There really isn't a 'best'.

The only acceptable words are "remote control" or just "remote". Although, when my brain fails me and i can't come up with those, i generally use "machine" or "tv-thing".

This thread really delivers what it advertised in the title. I would assume that the majority of girl's washrooms are cleaner than guys' washrooms, if just because of the fact that women are largely more modest about such things. For instance, back in high school, there was a guy (not a mentally disabled one either) that shit right on the floor a couple times just to 'show off' the size of his... leavings, then told everyone about it. I don't know what possessed him to do that, but it just gave everyone MORE reason to hate him (which was already a lot). Anyway, i think we can all agree that pretty much all public washrooms are generally pretty fucking disgusting, unless youre in a nice restaurant or hotel or something.

I'm going to sit at home and watch tv. I'm too old for trick-or-treating, and there's only about maybe 10 kids of that age in my entire neighborhood, so i don't have to sit by the door and give out candy either.

Well if we're gonna start bringing in new contenders, why stop at just Optimus Prime? What about Godzilla? King Kong? Jackie Chan? Mighty Mouse? Cthulhu? Tony Blair? Merlin? The aliens from Independence Day?

Agoraphobe Euphony Antipop Native Son Man of Action Strange Days Born to Kill Tripoli (Rooms) Fated

Great show; one of the few new shows worth watching.

Bill O'Reilly is the biggest douchebag on the planet. 'Highlight' from the Daily Show the other night (from http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/10/19/95856/867: It sucks, the Colbert Report isn't on any channel here (yet). And i'm too lazy to download them and watch them.

Tarentel - Latency B

Exactly.

Brilliant! Very nicely done. I'm definitely keeping that.

An albino shoe!

The intro riff and 'solos' are just notes, the verses, chorus, and 'breakdown' are all chords.

Maybe if you have a teleporter or something.

Near Fantastica: (the guitar is the song is tuned to Eb, but i don't really wanna write in all those flats and bother with mental transposing, so when youre playing it, just drop every note or chord by a half step) EDIT: And i cannot get the damn spacing right for the chords to be in sync with the lyrics!! The 'Bm D' comes right at the end of each line, listen for the changes in the song. Intro Riff: F# G A G (repeat as needed) Intro/Verse: (straight outta the tab, i didn't write this) Em THese pink pills are for your sanity G Bm D We are buried in the earth because we cant beat gravity Em And you still here and so made to figure G Bm D You are an important part of the computer Em Born of the Sea, Blink, the Sea is dead G Bm D Falls out of my, sockets in my head Em Everyone's a captain baby, ship of fools G Drowning while they're telling you Chorus (still didnt write this) D It's been alright Em G Its been alright D It's been alright Em G Its been alright The so-called 'solos between verses': B C# E F# B A A B C# E F# B A A B C# E F# B C# E D D B (most of the solos start like that) 'Breakdown': Em G Em11/F# Em Cant fear fear, fears the mind killer G Em11/F# Cant fear fear, fears the mind killer I'm not sure if this is quite as in-depth as you wanted; most of the verses and such were copied straight from the tab site. I did do the melody lines though (the ones played by the guitar, at least). Aaaanyway... man of action later, if this is actually what you wanted. Low quality tabs are hard to work with; if everyone used Powertab, we wouldn't have this problem!! The notation would be right there already!

I had no idea turtles could be albino. That's awesome. NEWT! I totally sowed the seeds of death in mrs. jesus' thread. I gave it... internet cancer or something.