Kumquat

loves the word behemoth.

Mmm hmm. eight

I've given up on trying to lose weight. I just get fat in the summer and stop eating during the school year. Meal hall gives you the shits.

should check out hornymanatee.com

has positioned himself so that Feeny is looking at his balls. EDIT: hm...works anyway.

is correct.

's avatar is looking at its groin.

My dad looks like a gun-slinging Mexican bandito. It's pretty sweet.

Is a very smart man.

Is my new concubine.

Is a fancy musician type.

1. Be vulnerable for once 2. Take more pictures 3. Sleep more 4. Be a better student ...that'll never happen.

... How did Carson Daly get his own show?

This is the worst conversation ever.

If 3000 trees fall in Stanley Park, does the dying hobo make a sound?

Beggars can't be choosers.

I don't...get it...

Oh come on. What's sex without some friction?

I suppose so.

Only with you, Adam.

You know I'm too lazy to fight. Can't we just be friends and make Christmas J's?

None at all.

Yes, Anton. ps. Adam, we're so not doing it.

Physics is for douche bags. My eyes hurt.

...riiiiiight.