Kumquat

Beauty = the stranger in your bed. Baaaah.

is easily turned on.

8/10 for creepy factor.

giggles like a school girl.

probably has longer hair than me.

has no experience to back that comment up.

lost his virginity to a mini doughnut.

is a dirty bitch.

is my baby daddy.

is correct.

Has excellent taste in avatars.

Hm. Not right now.

9/10 because that pimp cane isn't convincing enough.

You're naked right now, aren't you?

should've kept the sweet hair.

has a screen name I yell in my head every time I read it.

has a lovely face.

is not on my MySpace list...

Anton told me to.

Stomp the Yard. Am I bad person?

... 's avatar is...organic.

's avatar might be responsible for the massive amount of flies in the radio station lounge. ...either that or the garbage needs to be taken out.

susceptible to the clap. from me.

wishes he was a Jewish lesbian.

likes the cock.