Kumquat

Danielle. I have the longest full name ever.

Probably.

Living the glamorous life of a social worker. Obvs.

No need to get defensive.

If anyone on this Bored was a bible thumper, I highly doubt they'd be posting any rants in the (probably correct) assumption that they'd be attacked by faithless nihilists who have nothing better to do than to rag on someone else's beliefs. William James offered his theory of pragmatism in regards to faith, and I believe it's the best theory out there. If you believe something to be true, then it works. I believe there's someone watching over us, be it God or something else we're not meant to know about. I believe we're not alone in shaping what happens in our lives, be it good or bad.

The "can you check in the back" question pisses me off the most. The back room we have at Beadworks is just an office area, so no, there is nothing in the back, you cunts. I worked at La Senza Express last year and that'd be the most popular question. Boo fucking hoo, we don't have your size anymore. Yes, I'm positive because I reorganized the fucking stock room yesterday. No, we did not get new stock today, and YES, I'm sure. And for the last time, NO YOU DON'T GET A DISCOUNT. It'd also piss me off when a customer wanted us to call the big La Senza on the lower level of the mall for a product when it was really busy. Just go yourself, shitfuck. You could use the exercise.

Hairspray was incredible.

...tell him to suck it.

Blimey. ...I hope you were a good customer.

I work at Beadworks on Granville Island. Not only are there annoying, extremely anal, high maintenance hardcore bead enthusiasts, but there are also screaming children who touch EVERYTHING, their idiot parents who do nothing about it, tourists who snap at me for assistance, and people who can't read a price tag unless I physically point to the price itself. We sell some things in bulk packaging, and it pisses me off when someone refuses to pay the $0.75 for the pack of 20 jump rings when they've used 4 out of the package. It's the only goddamn way we sell them. Eat my shit. I hate people.

I can't tell if you're serious or not. But if you are, I'm glad I'm not alone.

Isn't there one in Coquitlam?

I keep having really realistic dreams and it scares me.

When I go to a fast food place, I go for fucking fast food. None of this salad business. Honestly.

I have combination skin. Fuck.

I hate people like you.

is a thundercunt. <3

Fuck idealized beauty. I'm getting as fat as possible.

Long Island iced tea tastes nice, but beer is better.

You Say Party! We Say Die! I don't know how I feel about it yet.

Ahahaha. You suck.

PNE is already crowded enough. I hate that place.

Seriously? Man, I wanted asian-style ankle socks.

8/10, only because the sheep doesn't look pleased with me.

shitty part-time job + beer + beach frolicking + sketchy bars + family & friend time + spooning