I don't understand Woody Allen worshippers. Half the shit Woody Allen makes is crap. I'd rather watch a Kevin Smith movie any day. They're actually funny, and relevant to the times. Watching a Woody Allen movie is like watching Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon go at it. It's really boring, and would probably smell like a retirement home.
Also, Clerks II was actually pretty damn funny. At least the 30 mins I snuck into.