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There's a $1000.00 joining fee, as well as a $10000.00 processing fee. Oh, wait...you said Awesomeology, not Scientology, my bad. To join Awesomeology, just join.

House of the Dead

Dude, what meetings have you been attending? I'm on a weekly orgy. edit: or should I say gangbang! ha, inside joke.

Apperently it fucking worked. I'll post the comic when you come over next time.

I'd love to see in the future, Scientology and Awesomeology be the two super power religions in the world, and then we just crush Scientology when we smash Tom Cruise's frozen head (cause, you know, he'll be cryogenically frozen).

Most of us have.

They must all die then.

Literally. You're just mad, because you're stuck on a motherfuckin' plane with motherfuckin' snakes.

I will. Maybe you can do as I say, and learn to post pictures.

That must be a Scientology thing. edit: in Awesomeology, we eat pussy....

LOL. It does have vitamins, right? You know, because exercise and vitamens are much better for crazy people then any prescribed drugs. Maybe that's why Tommy gets more and more crazy, because he likes to eat plecentas.

Took you long enough to reply. There's some other posts you need to reply to.

Truth be told, I think he's actually killing her very slowly. Maybe with some rat poison in her soup, like The Sixth Sense. Also, anyone else find it really weird that no one on this planet has seen that baby yet? They haven't even let their parents into see Suri. My thoughts, they pregancy was a sham. I mean, he bought that sonagram thing, and then had a home birth. Tom probably preformed the procedure, seeing as how he has 'read' up on the whole medical field.

0.0/10 Cause he's disgusting.

Dude, I totally know. I just bought their new CD, Plans. Love it.

The Life of David Gale Oh yeah, where at?

I hate when my threads get way off base, although for some reason they all tend to do that. Are they just not interesting subjects? Oh well, continue. I'm more happy that this thread has eight pages. That's the most any thread I've started has gone to.

Life is Beautiful

Session 9

You sir are correct, my mistake.

...from the waist down. Black widows are female spiders, right? Are you calling yourself a female?

It's a Vancouver joke. Someday you'll understand. Adam, why would you exterminate your booty callers? Mine was a joke too. You know because no one likes Tom Cruise.... If I have to explain it...it's not funny.

You're like a black widow.

They like Tom Cruise if that's what you mean.

Actually, a lot do.