Crusader

Devirginized people.

You deserve some sort of award. And yeah, the eye chart is distracting.

How does an eye doctor rape you?

Did she retire? Xandi told me she did ;)

YOu should be shot for hating the Hoff. (-7)/10 I can't read it ;)

Seriously, you can put anything in there.

I like mouths

Smurf you, you smurfin smurf.

4 DAYS til snakes on a plane!

Fact: I'd hit you if you did.

Military acronym M.I.L.F.

Whenit rock, we'll see who's licking ass.

We must be in Regina if we share 1 gun.

Davie is like Queens.

But they do like scientology!

You know. I bet some girls do like the swearing.

Last 24 since umm. Fuck I don't know.

I have to piss really bad.

It carries over posts that we made last night after midnight. Technically I made 99 posts ;) I want to kill myself for wasting about 3 hours posting.

Yeah. This si what we learned about in History 100. The Spartans were the best at it.

http://www.nearfantastica.com/bored/index.php?act=Stats 1003 now.

THe sex scene in meet joe black is awkward.

Fyi: The ancient greeks were gayer than two guys fucking.

Because I'm a bald white guy with glasses? 30/10

It's only rape if they're sleeeping? Oh gods.