Crusader

sending it through the postal system would result in a snapped disc when they try to fit it in your mailbox.

that is messed up.

the movie was amazing.

bring liquor

welcome to the internet

1) magic cliff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwH5rIQF8qA 2) results of immortality http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHaxK_-1fy8

i cant tell if that's sarcasm or fact ;) lol

this would be so awkward if it were real

i'm the man in this relationship, remember that kiddo.

i promised a few people i'd write them a letter but i never got around to it.

im going to write a facebook app that randomly selects people from your friends list and then blocks and deletes them. they'll get a message a la eternal sunshine saying that the person has erased them from their memory.

will we all fall in and out of love?

take the pill and read it again.

samuel l jackson and bruce willis talking about bombs

ravenous beyond belief

i think i should split this thread but i think this shit adds so much more to it.

thats what i heard a long time ago. i forgot how good diehard 3 was

oh man. whens the new futurama out

just say champagne like zapp would. and oh man, i've got the captain's itch right now.

kiff, come feel this. it's velour. SHAM PAG EHN

i miss futurama. You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

i think it's time for brannigan's law.

Zeus: Why do you keep calling me 'Jesus'? Do I look Puerto Rican to you? John McClane: Guy back there called you 'Jesus'. Zeus: He didn't say 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus. John McClane: Zeus? Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?

that's where the propanolol comes in

yeah i'd probably get bored after a few hours. but the song will always redeem it