1.What is your favorite word? whore
2.What is your least favorite word? conservative
3.What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? dumb sluts
4.What turns you off? smart sluts?
5.What sound or noise do you love? rain, orchestral pieces
6.What sound or noise do you hate? buzzing
7.What is your favorite curse word? fuck
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? welder
9.What profession would you not like to do? teacher
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "oh crap." or "i can explain."