Yet Another Reason You Can't Trust Pirates

[Hyphnip]

a ninja would never lower itself to that.

[Azalroth]

oh man that's good

[Ravenous megin-sane]

the only difference is, ninjas could do it without shrek knowing.

[shade]

LAUGH OUT LOUD LOLLERSKATES INDEED

[Shiri]

Haha, that is AWESOME!

[Prometheon]

I had one that was

 

Erin Brockovich

Screwed

My Dog Skip.

[Hyphnip]

nice. though I don't remember which movie "screwed" was

[bishopx]

God that was awesome Timbo!!!

 

And you certainly cant trust butt pirates

[Azalroth]

Pirates Attack

 

Not sure if that link will work but I read this today...heh

[Ravenous megin-sane]

that's amazing.

 

i want to be a pirate, but a nice one

[no yu begin wher i end]

Did you take that here in town?

[bishopx]

Being a pirate would be pretty cool, all of those lusty wenches to be had.

[ecnarf]

They all have syphillis ad require a hefty amount of rum to appear attractive.

[bishopx]

Then you would be in heaven with them

[ecnarf]

You shut your mouth.

[bishopx]

Hmmmmm...someday Adam, you won't be a cabin boy, you'll be a cabin man. Let's see if you remember who said that...

[ecnarf]

Someday, Charles, I won't care.

[bishopx]

Someday, Adam you will be world renowned for your intellect. Right now though, I hope you've got some alcohol stashed somewhere.

[ecnarf]

Dude. We went over this in another thread. If you didn't read it I suggest you go back and pay attention to what I was saying. If you did read it, I have a list of books you can check out.

 

I don't give a rat's ass. You might notice that I've survived most of my life without alcohol. What has changed making alcohol a necessity now? "Needing" alcohol is either a sign of addiction or of being a pussy and needing to man the fuck up and deal with the half-assed tragedy of not being able to drink. Worse things can happen.

[bishopx]

Hmmmm...I am quite literate good sir.

 

Wow we're a wee bit bitchy tonight. All you could talk about before you finished school was how bad it would be to be without drinking. I don't believe you're an alcoholic...

 

Other than a half a glass of wine here or there, I don't drink. I've been that way for nine years...it's not a bad way to be.

 

Lighten up buttercup.

[ecnarf]

Where did I say it would suck to live without drinking? With my parents, sure. Without all the friends I had made in university, sure. But...

 

Right now though, I hope you've got some alcohol stashed somewhere.

 

There is, in fact, alcohol stashed here. But what purpose would it serve? And what the hell is the cabin boy shit about?

[ToadMan]

Children please.

 

Less banter, more funny signs!

[Shiri]

What he said.

[Azalroth]

Triple that and make with the signs

[ecnarf]