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Speaking Of Pirates

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bishopx

bishopx

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I knew you'd come on board.

 

Shiri can be the Minister Of Lesbianic Affairs...

 

Tracy can be the Entertainment Minister...for obvious reasons.

bishopx

bishopx

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Minister Of Women's Affairs it is then. You'll also be responsible for keeping Anton's Harem replenished, and making sure that only the fat ugly ones, are sent to Adam. He's our Minister of Sarcasm.

ecnarf

ecnarf

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No, Bishop, don't put any REAL effort into founding this country - if God had wanted us to form our own country he'd have miracled us there by now.

Azalroth

Azalroth

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No, Bishop, don't put any REAL effort into founding this country - if God had wanted us to form our own country he'd have miracled us there by now.

Nice use of a Full Metal Jacket quote...

 

 

We're talking about Adam's enjoyment of mounting humpbacks and sticking it in their blowholes

 

Chuck it in the butt?

Sparq

Sparq

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I just got e-mail from a small-time arms merchant, suggesting that my coast guard will be unable to deal with the rising threat of pirates without their corrosion-treated, polygonal-rifled barrels gracing the business end of my .50 cal machine guns.

 

I must have made my way on to a mailing list somewhere :\

Azalroth

Azalroth

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I'd hire Sparq as a Mercenary to assisinate(sp) the so called "King Sexypants"

I would go half with you, and would even allow you to be King. We could have Sparq be the Secretary Of Defense, and I could be the Secretary Of State/Homeland Security. Our first order of business would be to declare war on some little Oil Producing Country and take them over, to generate revenue.

 

 

We would outlaw the watching of Porno Movies called "Butt Pirates" with taglines like "In The Butt, No One Can Hear You Arrrr!!!"

So I just realized....what my title?

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