Speaking Of Pirates

[Some Random]

these guys take their pirating seriously:

 

http://www.theregister.com/2007/01/12/pira...ay_buys_island/

[bishopx]

That is cool, I'd love to own my own sea platform

[saturnine]

my house is now its own independent country. it's for sale for $83 million. awesome.

[bishopx]

So is my office, I'm not greedy 1 mil and it's yours

[Some Random]

i'm gonna look into declaring myself a sovereign nation.

[bishopx]

Now that my girlfriend is back from Nashville, I claim that blonde deliciousness in the name of The Sovereign Nation, The Office Of The Director Of Services, His Royal Majesty, Prince Charles The Badass

[Guest apsham]

The sale of it was brought up on another forum I visit, and sadly after some research.. they just THINK they're a country.

[Seanathon]

The sale of it was brought up on another forum I visit, and sadly after some research.. they just THINK they're a country.

Basically.

No other country has actually recognized them as an actual country.

[ecnarf]

If I were a country I wouldn't need validation from other countries.

[Shakakahn]

I would want one just to call myself king Logan III

[ecnarf]

I'd call myself King Sexypants.

[Shakakahn]

the first of many political lies

[ecnarf]

The next lie would be, "All hot women must be my concubines or God will smite upon this island with hot lead and sulphur."

 

Also, anyone caught spelling sulphur with an f would be shot on sight.

[bishopx]

Damn, Anyone get the impression, that King Sexypants up there would be assassinated real quick?

[ecnarf]

By who? Prince Bulgingcrotch?

[bishopx]

You rang sir?

[Azalroth]

I'd hire Sparq as a Mercenary to assisinate(sp) the so called "King Sexypants"

[Alex Ross]

Speaking of pirates, check out the adult film by the same name. It's supreme.

[Guest apsham]

Mwahaha, we were sitting around in a friends room once while his little brother got us stuff and a couple of my friends started routing around his tape collection and we found it, one of them thought it was an actual movie for a moment but I told them to look at the back. This was of course followed by several lame attempts to tip him off that we knew he liked his high class pirate porno through "Arrrs" and other pirate talk.

[bishopx]

I'd hire Sparq as a Mercenary to assisinate(sp) the so called "King Sexypants"

I would go half with you, and would even allow you to be King. We could have Sparq be the Secretary Of Defense, and I could be the Secretary Of State/Homeland Security. Our first order of business would be to declare war on some little Oil Producing Country and take them over, to generate revenue.

 

 

We would outlaw the watching of Porno Movies called "Butt Pirates" with taglines like "In The Butt, No One Can Hear You Arrrr!!!"

[Azalroth]

I'd hire Sparq as a Mercenary to assisinate(sp) the so called "King Sexypants"

I would go half with you, and would even allow you to be King. We could have Sparq be the Secretary Of Defense, and I could be the Secretary Of State/Homeland Security. Our first order of business would be to declare war on some little Oil Producing Country and take them over, to generate revenue.

Isn't that the United States of America?

[bishopx]

Yes, emulation is the sincerest form of flattery...

[Azalroth]

Not sure if I'd like to emulate them....don't wish to flatter them

[Sparq]

Bah, forget that. If you're talking invasion here, then it's about practicality. Copy and expand on whatever works.

 

Also, my services are surprisingly expensive.

Edited January 17, 2007 by Sparq

[bishopx]

That is why I am offereing you a piece of the pie, as Secretary Of Defense...you control all, and get first dibs and a good percentage of the spoils of conquest. Anton can be our Minister Of Information.