New Year's Resolutions

[bishopx]

Kid Sister has Cancer, and Dad's health is declining...via diabetes complications...

[ecnarf]

On a scale of 1 to 10 of insensitivity, that makes me about a 2 million.

[cweb]

for 2007:

-get into better shape

-procrastinate less

-get a sweet(er) job

-become a better cook

-find an adequate pastry supply line

[bishopx]

It's alright Adam...its was the perfect shot and you took it...I actually laughed when I read it.

[Shiri]

I hope everything works out for your family Charles. Cancer really sucks.

[bishopx]

Thank you Shiri, I appreciate it.

[Monochrome Rainbow]

I'm going to learn to play guitar more, save more money, and lose another 30 lbs.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

why does everyone want to lose weight?

[ecnarf]

Because we're all fat.

 

Fat fat fat.

 

Dorm life does that to you.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

you go to school?

 

hm, i must have forgotten

[ecnarf]

Watch that tongue, missy, or I'll display my erudition again.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

no! please no! not again!!

[ecnarf]

Which reminds me. Anybody in university on this board mentions it regularly. Xandi, Ryan, Crusader and Lauren, among them. Go give them shit for talking about the most important and dominating aspect of their life, why don't you?

Edited December 30, 2006 by ecnarf

[Kumquat]

I've given up on trying to lose weight. I just get fat in the summer and stop eating during the school year.

 

Meal hall gives you the shits.

[ecnarf]

Isn't that the opposite of what you're supposed to do?

[Kumquat]

Mmm hmm.

 

eight

[ecnarf]

Oh boy, it's opposite weight loss habits day!

[Crusader]

that was retarded.

 

new years resolution: not miss a class and get up before 6am.

 

ahahahahhaahahah

[ecnarf]

I'm going to miss far too much bio for my own good. Fuck. I need a human alarm clock.

[Crusader]

 

Like this?

[ecnarf]

No. I mean a person who will wake me up and make me go to class.

 

Preferably one with a vagina.

 

EDIT: That alarm clock seems like he'd rape and pillage my people.

Edited December 30, 2006 by ecnarf

[Crusader]

girls sleep as long or even longer than us. they suck as alarm clocks.

 

edit: suck ;)

[ecnarf]

No they don't. A guy would be hard-pressed to wake up someone else for class and if a guy were to act as my human alarm clock I'd just be all "fuck it man, I'm tired" and he'd leave well enough alone.

 

Then again, perhaps it also has something to do with the fact I have a weakness for anyone with a pretty face.

 

EDIT: OH MAN A BLOW JOB AS A WAKE UP CALL BEST JOKE EVER

 

EDIT EDIT: Xandi get over here I have a job for you.

Edited December 30, 2006 by ecnarf

[Crusader]

so you have no objection to a dude slepeing in your bed with you?

[ecnarf]

Actually I do. Even if we're sleeping head-to-foot our genitals are still right next to each other.

 

Although as Scrubs pointed out, it's impossible to "lock in".