Ask Geoff ( Memorial Thread )

[mrs jesus]

ohhhhh. you're living alone now? is that why you haven't been around? small apartments are ok, i guess. easier to keep clean. in texas you can get an entire house for $1600 a month though. like a big fucking mammoth house.

[the old guy]

No, Lisafurr and I are still together...

[mrs jesus]

oh. why are you moving then?

[bishopx]

That is so wrong...what I totally uncool looking fellow...

[the old guy]

Need a change of scenery. No major drama.

[mrs jesus]

move to the opposite side of the country.

[the old guy]

5 blocks down the street will suffice.

Edited February 4, 2009 by the old guy

[mrs jesus]

really? the scenery must change a lot in 5 blocks.

[the old guy]

We're currently on a very busy main street. And we're not to fond of the mice that showed up out of the blue. Vancouver had a cold snap and the lil' cocksmokers moved in unannounced.

[mrs jesus]

yeah, they do that. get a cat.

[bishopx]

Or a BB Gun...

[the old guy]

I was thinkin' a gallon of gas and a match.

[bishopx]

I'll bring the marshmellows...we don't need the hot dogs though...we have the mice...

[the old guy]

They're really tiny. Too small to set off the traps...the lil' buggers just eat the bait and mock me.

Not unlike Mrs. Jesus.

[bishopx]

Damn them to hell... We had a mouse invasion one year, my Dad laid out a 4ft. long strip of sticky traps and then sat on the couch and would pick them off as they got stuck with a bb gun...at the worst of it, he maybe nailed 25 in the course of a night...interestingly enough, after about two months of that...and the efforts of our cat, we rarely saw even one of the little bastards.

[mrs jesus]

you know, i have lived out in the boonies more than once, surrounded by plains or forest, both teeming with mice, and never once did i find 25 in my house in the course of one night. in fact, i never even saw TWO mice in the house in the course of a night. i call bullshit, you hyperbolic motherfucker.

[Crusader]

They're really tiny. Too small to set off the traps...the lil' buggers just eat the bait and mock me.

Not unlike Mrs. Jesus.

 

GLUE TRAPS!

[bishopx]

you know, i have lived out in the boonies more than once, surrounded by plains or forest, both teeming with mice, and never once did i find 25 in my house in the course of one night. in fact, i never even saw TWO mice in the house in the course of a night. i call bullshit, you hyperbolic motherfucker.

 

And when you live in the ghetto next to a condemned house, and the house that you purchase turns out to be infested with them...you will see them in mass quantities. So with all due respect, osculate my gluteus maximus.

[mrs jesus]

no thanks.

[the old guy]

I have to agree with BishopX on this one...

The DTES is over run so I see it every day just walkin' down the street.

Shit, I have to walk Lisafurr to work because of the rats .

 

I won't even mention bedbugs or cockroaches.....oh, I just did.

[eclipse]

Hey Geoff, I just wanted to say this is kind of cool for you to do, answering people's questions about stuff and hanging around the forums. That said, I have a question.

 

What inspired you, Matt, and everyone else to make a record like Underdogs? Underdogs and LOTGA sound like they were made by two completely different bands, at times. What got you wanting to change your sound like that?

[AnOceanPearl]

Mrs Jesus made him do it.

[bishopx]

Mrs Jesus made him do it.

 

Damned right she did...she beat him like an escaped slave, and chained him to the keyboard.

 

 

And hell yes, it sounds like it's time to move Geoff. Here in Maine, our biggest problem is Moose.

[the old guy]

Hey Geoff, I just wanted to say this is kind of cool for you to do, answering people's questions about stuff and hanging around the forums. That said, I have a question.

 

What inspired you, Matt, and everyone else to make a record like Underdogs? Underdogs and LOTGA sound like they were made by two completely different bands, at times. What got you wanting to change your sound like that?

 

A REALLLLLY good producer.

[Hyphnip]

Do a lot of questions get asked more than once in here? I've got all kinds of questions I've not asked because I don't want to repeat a question but 38 pages is a lot to go through to find out if they've been asked.